To whom it may concern (especially Otters Pouch ) Having stumbled across this thread may I say that I'm extremely disappointed by the accusation made against me regarding my batting preferences.
Whilst the title of Master of Ceremonies to introduce new members to the initiation tradition this fine board was an honour for me, I would categorically like to dispel the myth that it was compulsory to drop one's strides.
I'm a little out of touch with the day to day jocularity on this forum but still like to keep in contact with old pals, however (without prejudice) it appears that ' pouch' in a username appears to give the owners of the said name a misguided belief that they can run roughshod, ney besmirch the good character of my good self.
I therefore would take this opportunity to announce that the ' pouch' twins shall be hearing from my lawyers ..."Haddaway & Sh*te" in due course.
aye you got my name wrong. for that you shall feel my wrath!!!! i couldnt be arsed to read the rest since you were using big words trying to be clever ha