New Blood

Silence is golden.

 

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Albert's Chip Shop again.


also hello Otterspocket, you RUSSIAN ****, YOU RUSSIAN ****!

****IN RUSSIAN!

 

I see you speak fluent Russian Doctor Shakamoto.

 

Its the only way to communicate with these ****ers AB.


COMMIE BASTARDS

 

Citizen Shakamoto in the house!

 

You're a bit of a Trotsky aren't you ACS?

 

Oh no, silly me ..................... it's a transy.

 

The other half of the political spectrum...

 

If you think about it, you can only really be part tranny.


we were talking about trannys werent we

 

To whom it may concern (especially Otters Pouch ) Having stumbled across this thread may I say that I'm extremely disappointed by the accusation made against me regarding my batting preferences.

Whilst the title of Master of Ceremonies to introduce new members to the initiation tradition this fine board was an honour for me, I would categorically like to dispel the myth that it was compulsory to drop one's strides.

I'm a little out of touch with the day to day jocularity on this forum but still like to keep in contact with old pals, however (without prejudice) it appears that ' pouch' in a username appears to give the owners of the said name a misguided belief that they can run roughshod, ney besmirch the good character of my good self.

I therefore would take this opportunity to announce that the ' pouch' twins shall be hearing from my lawyers ..."Haddaway & Sh*te" in due course.

 

Baldyheed - where have you been old fella? how's it going?

 

Oh....despite the advanced years I can still blind a duck from 50 paces (on the fly I made add ). I struggle to bend an iron bar across it when I've got a hard on but I think it's because the wrists aren't as strong as they used to be.

I've been spending a bit of time on the (whisper it ) toonforum board, however I'm busy these days coaching up and down the country so don't have much time to enjoy the finer things in life like having a bit of craic with the lads.

Hope you're well and enjoying life..

 

Thought they were Haddaway and Cacky.

 

Glad to hear all is well Baldy. Try hitting the iron bar against it instead, that should work.

 

I did but the molecular structure of my 58 year old knob is still far to advanced for something as pithy as an iron bar.

 

You'll have to try that stuff the Terminator was made of

 

Good call.

" I'll be back "

 

"I need your boots, your clothes, and your mo-lecularly advanced knob"

 

Or give somebody else a try with the iron bar. I'm sure there'd be lots of volunteers.

 

hello elanor


yeah lads i figured they were the same person, just goes on like a right bellend imo.