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  1. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member
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    Why were we allowed to keep UK shoe sizes when we were in EU? Will we drop European ones after End of this month?

    I am a very dainty 9.5-10, EU 43. Still quite hard to get out here though as Indonesians have small feet.
     
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    My Mrs reckons that big feet means big penis as well so you must also be the biggest dick on here.
     
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    If I was your soon-to-be ex-boss I would be pretty upset if you chose something with as short-life span as a pair of footy boots.

    You should choose something with a bit more longevity that is not going to be replaced anytime soon, like a watch.

    If the budget is tight then “Newcastle - the Glory Years” is still available. Its printed on Papyrus by the Caxton Press and reasonably priced at 2 Florins.
     
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  4. Tol3

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    I have no room for tat in my place as I have too much of it and I never wear watches. So it's the only purchase I could think of over the next few months shy of getting another retro shirt if like fiorentina in the 90s as they'd **** it up and get me a toon 1 which I already own. I mean wad going to suggest getting my next train fair to toon but that just sounds the saddest gift
     
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    Get an expensive watch and I'll happily swap it for my Sambas. They're about 9 year old and still going strong
     
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    Get some bugle and go to diamonds
     
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    Let's go
     
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    Its too early... his phones off
     
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