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  1. Tol3

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    Afternoon all,

    I'm starting a new job soon and my old company want to give me a farewell gift. Which is pretty nice, only thing I can think of is a new pair of astros for playing 5 a side on Sunday's. Looked online at puma kings as they are obviously the best things ever made. But they are sold out on amazon in 10.5s anyone got any other recommendations I can throw their way.

    Howay the lads
     
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  2. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

    Dr Nickilas Van Helsing Well-Known Member

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    I would develop your football skills ..
     
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  3. Tol3

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    Need the boots for that chief!
     
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    Just get something comfortable... you are **** at football, so good boots wont help.
     
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  5. Tol3

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    I was looking for ones that were comfy and fairly light but not bought a pair in a few years. Thus recommendations are welcome as my knowledge of brand names is poor. I still think in puma kings and predator boots... But cheers for the input
     
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  6. Delusional Full Stop

    Delusional Full Stop Here to serve all your counselling needs.
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    Wow, them’s big feet???

    Anyone on here admit to anything bigger?
     
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  7. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I'm an 11! Or European 46.
     
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  8. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    Noone gives a **** about your european size ..
     
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  9. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I bet you have tiny feet. Like a little penguin woddling out of the sunbeds.
     
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  10. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    9 mate ... not too big not too small

    Any chance you could advise me on my european size just incase
     
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  11. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    Btw I mean, they're buying you a gift, anything you want. Surely you want something ****ing amazing, not a pair of footie boots?

    Go for an expensive watch, or whatever.
     
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  12. Delusional Full Stop

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    Same as me.
     
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  13. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    So far I have the largest feet on here, I dare someone to take my title.
     
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  14. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    I suspect the budget might not be what a tory fox hunter dressed for a safari might be accustomed to
     
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  15. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    I think its canny funny though

    What a **** present !!!


    @Tol3 joking mate.. i got a cup ffs
     
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  16. Welshie

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  17. Welshie

    Welshie Chavcunt fanboy dickhead

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    I got **** all. Just my boss writing "don't get anyone pregnant" on the card.
     
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  18. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    That is hilarious though tbh

    I would have made sure to coil one out on his desk for that
     
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  19. Welshie

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    Mate, as I'm the King of pointless information:

    That office was mental. There was a girl (proper fit actually) who had a bad codeine addiction, she was constantly hands shaking, gulping energy drinks like they were water (usually like 7 in work at least, huge Monster cans.) I found out from one of her mates she had a habit of ****ing destroying the toilets, I presume cos her doctor cut her off the codeine and that withdrawal can cause big toilet problems.

    One day, we get an email "please, whoever has left feces smeared all over the female toilet walls, don't do it again. If you're feeling sick, go home." That girl was acting even more erratic than usual that day, I always have this image of her just spewing **** all over the ****ing gaff.

    Next Christmas Party I ended up pulling her at a bar.
     
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  20. Dr Nickilas Van Helsing

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    Zzzźzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
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