Off Topic New astros

Afternoon all,

I'm starting a new job soon and my old company want to give me a farewell gift. Which is pretty nice, only thing I can think of is a new pair of astros for playing 5 a side on Sunday's. Looked online at puma kings as they are obviously the best things ever made. But they are sold out on amazon in 10.5s anyone got any other recommendations I can throw their way.

Howay the lads

 

I would develop your football skills ..

 

Need the boots for that chief!

 

Just get something comfortable... you are **** at football, so good boots wont help.

 

I was looking for ones that were comfy and fairly light but not bought a pair in a few years. Thus recommendations are welcome as my knowledge of brand names is poor. I still think in puma kings and predator boots... But cheers for the input

 

Wow, them’s big feet???

Anyone on here admit to anything bigger?

 

I'm an 11! Or European 46.

 

Noone gives a **** about your european size ..

 

I bet you have tiny feet. Like a little penguin woddling out of the sunbeds.

 

9 mate ... not too big not too small

Any chance you could advise me on my european size just incase

 

Btw I mean, they're buying you a gift, anything you want. Surely you want something ****ing amazing, not a pair of footie boots?

Go for an expensive watch, or whatever.

 

Same as me.

 

So far I have the largest feet on here, I dare someone to take my title.

 

I suspect the budget might not be what a tory fox hunter dressed for a safari might be accustomed to

 

I think its canny funny though

What a **** present !!!


@Tol3 joking mate.. i got a cup ffs

 

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I got **** all. Just my boss writing "don't get anyone pregnant" on the card.

 

That is hilarious though tbh

I would have made sure to coil one out on his desk for that

 

Mate, as I'm the King of pointless information:

That office was mental. There was a girl (proper fit actually) who had a bad codeine addiction, she was constantly hands shaking, gulping energy drinks like they were water (usually like 7 in work at least, huge Monster cans.) I found out from one of her mates she had a habit of ****ing destroying the toilets, I presume cos her doctor cut her off the codeine and that withdrawal can cause big toilet problems.

One day, we get an email "please, whoever has left feces smeared all over the female toilet walls, don't do it again. If you're feeling sick, go home." That girl was acting even more erratic than usual that day, I always have this image of her just spewing **** all over the ****ing gaff.

Next Christmas Party I ended up pulling her at a bar.

 

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