Mr van Gerwen is normally in the ground 45 minutes before kick off, hopefully he'll 'man up' and hit the Wspoons at 8 and have a large breakfast with a Heineken(x5). I have my doubts.
1) Heineken is probably the most revolting beer in the world... is Skol still being sold? 2) Royston does not need to get drunk at Donny Wspoons.. he is going to get drunk on the atmosphere at Keepmoat
It refreshes parts other beers cannot reach. Kojak needs to seek out Ivor and guzzle a few pints together.
If you really want to know Elfs there is always G**gle maps. You can get street views of every square inch of the country now, including the fronts of bars and pubs (and sex shops) even in Doncaster.
I know mate, I just wanted Mr van Gerwen to show he was not telling another whopper. He's quite partial to that.
Good morning everyone A beautiful sunny morning here in Doncaster. A large fry up is now necessary, before a pre match trip to the betting shop
Maybe he's not coming back Or perhaps he's just gone somewhere sunny on holiday and has forgotten all about not606 and Charlton for three weeks...