Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

I might, from August 3rd....

 

27 days.

 

27 Days Later ....back refreshed & worried about the new season. Been busy smoking these.

 

I used to love a cigar.

 

These are delicious. I got them overseas. They are £370 a box in rip off UK. Montecristo No.4s. So strong they blow your head off.

 

Thinking of our Moderator

 

Thought your flat was a new build

 

Advance notice, Mr ban Gerwen will be pestering people for Brentford tickets when they go on sale.

 

Word has it that all three Moderators are not attending today's game.

 

You have a terrible habit of repeating yourself wee man

 

Go back to sleep apologist.

 

I have been receiving some horrible pm's from our Mooderator.

After he was called out on breaking his statement of "I shall be attending all 46 league games this season", broken whilst still in single figures. He is now wanting me to stop posting on here after I told him I was going to Sheffield Wednesday in February, and it would be nice to have a beer with him.

The game is being played on a Tuesday night........................................

 

Memo to our other 4 members:

I have asked Elf’s to take a break from here until Xmas.

(I didn’t specify which Xmas)

 

I regularly get pm's saying that the "Tiddler's Travels" thread is what keeps them looking in.

 

The dwarf awayday thread is what keeps me off here

 

We’ve just had our worst week of posting activity in this site’s history.

This forum is not in good Elf.

We are even dwarfing ITTV.

 

Things must be bad

 

Not me, guv, been on holiday. I don't blame the Elf's derailments though. We just don't have enough members attending matches. Also, AHLL and I used to attend U-18 games, keeping an eye on who might make it, but since there is now no hope of Academy products playing for long if they are any good I've lost interest.

 

I've been fairly absent. But it has been fairly quiet, away from the pitch especially. The regime has vanished - there are no communications at all. It's just Bowyer and the team doing their best. No takeover. Nowt. Gutted about the last two defeats but we're going to have weeks like this.

 

Most of us are attending the Leeds game I believe, so this week should be better.