Off Topic Mr van Gerwen is a Troublemaker

Shall I take pity on him and let him off?

 

He’s been ragdolled all over the shop, but he keeps coming back for more like a punch drunk old boxer.

He started by trying to wum, but he’s ended up wumming himself and losing his ****, offered a straightener to a poster in Spain this morning and said he was going over for El Classico so they could meet up for Van Gerwen to ‘iron him out’

We’ve named him Terry Tibbs btw

 

I received a pm from Mr van Gerwen last night, he told me that he has just got paid and he is in a position to pay the bet this coming Sunday morning.

As a result I shall not go on the drink Saturday so I am as fresh as a daisy for Sunday.

I do think @AllHellLetLoose should be invited for his continued support of my position, plus recognising what a welching bald headed git Mr van Gerwen is.

 

#believeitwhenIseeit

 

There are at least 6 lies in that statement.

 

The truth is that @baraettmattesvensson begged me for a breakfast as he is starving / Mrs Elfs has withdrawn his pocket money due to his repeated fare evasion

 

A heads up for all my friends on this board.

I have received a very hostile inbox from Mr van Gerwen, he does not wish to be disturbed as he is on a train 200 miles from home and he is getting homesick.

Realising minors read this forum I cannot repeat what he posted.

 

Oooooh, you are a tease.

 

Mr van Gerwen has insinuated that I am a thief.

@AllHellLetLoose or @lardiman it looks like we'll be in need of a new Moderator soon.

#I'llseeyouincourtKojak

 

You are talking like a Millwall fan

 

Not like that one, I know Elfs to be a good bloke

 

I've got no idea which one you are talking about.

 

In the face of painful times with Charlton, it is nice to see we still have people on here who still show they have retained their sense of humour.

 

This forum would be nothing without the humour.







(Your contributions would see to that)

 

"We want Royston out"

 

I am happy to stand aside as Sheriff if somebody else can dedicate 18 hours a day to moderating this site, unpaid.

 

Would this be a good time to go to the Queen and call a snap General Election?

 

If this is your surreptitious way of asking for your old role back, the answer is “no”