Mouser Watch #2

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"Thanks for that Brian" said:
All that anger is eating up your Mouser heart. Best to let it go...repeat after me:

"Stevie G has gone. Carragher is Gary Neville's bitch. We're paying James Milner £140,000 a week. We're in 9th place and worse than Watford and we just celebrated a home point against West Brom like Port Vale would if they could win the league."

When you've confronted the reality of the situation you can build up to admitting 9th place is very, very mid-table.

Mousers are for life but they're very, very funny at Christmas!
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Self projection syndrome, same as haig, seek medical advise :D
 
You're slipping further into Rafa "fact" syndrome with attendant acute "next year is our year". Unless you can admit the truth of the situation - that your beloved Mousers are now Spurs' bitch, you will slip back into ridiculous fat Spanish waiter-itis which if left untreated can lead into spending £32m on Christain Benteke and £16m on Balotelli and at worst may develop into German baseball cap wearing homosexual sex-pest measels with attendant pant-wettingly funny hand holding in front of the kop like the cast of a **** pantomime with ridiculous delusions of Premier League wins whilst only just managing to cling onto a top half position.

Mate, your club has been very funny for a while. Yours is the only club for which we have a special thread to enjoy the never ending turmoil and suffering of yesterday's northern folk (although I'm pretty sure you've never been north of Luton). Klopp's been there a few weeks and you're already ****ing hilarious and funnier than Chelsea being 1 point off the relegation places! Believe me that's funny!!

Mousers!!!
 
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"Thanks for that Brian" said:
You're slipping further into Rafa "fact" syndrome with attendant acute "next year is our year". Unless you can admit the truth of the situation - that your beloved Mousers are now Spurs' bitch, you will slip back into ridiculous fat Spanish waiter-itis which if left untreated can lead into spending £32m on Christain Benteke and £16m on Balotelli and at worst may develop into German baseball cap wearing homosexual sex-pest measels with attendant pant-wettingly funny hand holding in front of the kop like the cast of a **** pantomime with ridiculous delusions of Premier League wins whilst only just managing to cling onto a top half position.

Mate, your club has been very funny for a while. Yours is the only club for which we have a special thread to enjoy the never ending turmoil and suffering of yesterday's northern folk (although I'm pretty sure you've never been north of Luton). Klopp's been there a few weeks and you're already ****ing hilarious and funnier than Chelsea being 1 point off the relegation places! Believe me that's funny!!

Mousers!!!
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thats a rant if ever i saw one :bandit: sending you over the edge was never my intention <peacedove>
 
No problem son. It's all a laugh. Just a little light tease at your expense. Sorry about the larger words. I'll explain any of it that you didn't get just let me know.

Go on, which part of the south of England are you from?

By the way, you're gonna have to go some to win the league ahead of Leicester. Or have you settled for next season again?
 
I'm usually very even-handed when I comment on LFC, but I must admit that I nearly pissed myself when I saw that photo in the papers, of Klipperty and the entire 'Pool squad holding hands in front of a tearful Kop. Only Mousers would celebrate a draw against WBA. It's embarrassing beyond words!

Reading the interview, it did strike me that Klipperty realised he had probably made a complete twat of himself and the entire 'Pool squad.
 
"Thanks for that Brian" said:
No problem son. It's all a laugh. Just a little light tease at your expense. Sorry about the larger words. I'll explain any of it that you didn't get just let me know.

Go on, which part of the south of England are you from?

By the way, you're gonna have to go some to win the league ahead of Leicester. Or have you settled for next season again?
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Haha next season if not then the one after of course.
 
"I'm usually very even-handed when I comment on LFC"

And of course your strict no WUM policy on this article.
Though I suspect that SuckMyKlopp effectively WUMming himself is a grey area
causing you to think about a redraft of the Mouser Watch constitution.
 
Sucky is wumming, and that does disappoint me.

The one thing that we've always managed to achieve with this post is respect. I just get the feeling that SuckyFcuky isn't being respectul to other posters.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Sucky is wumming, and that does disappoint me.

The one thing that we've always managed to achieve with this post is respect. I just get the feeling that SuckyFcuky isn't being respectul to other posters.
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I've not wummed once in this thread, just pointed out discrepancies and totally coincidental similarities between mouser watch and spud watch is all.
 
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