You'll always be a midtable club to us YV![]()
A midtable club that's finished in the top quarter of the table for 6 of the past 8 years. If that's midtable you are too.
You'll always be a midtable club to us YV![]()
A midtable club that's finished in the top quarter of the table for 6 of the past 8 years. If that's midtable you are too.
That's Michael McIntyre you're thinking of.
Michael McIntyre?? He's about as funny as parachute with a hole in it!...
HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL

Michael McIntyre?? He's about as funny as parachute with a hole in it!...
He's the 17th most embarrassing celebrity Spurs fan, too!
No where as embarrassing, of course, as Jedward (United).
At least McIntyre lives in London.
17. Michael McIntyre
16. Jason "Pie f**ker" Biggs
15. Natasha Kaplinsky
14. Jeff Brazier
13. Patsy Kensit
12. Michael Fish
11. Nick Knowles
10. Mike Ashley
9. Bruce Forsythe
8. Bobby Davro
7. Alan Sugar
6. Charles Bronson (the criminal, not the actor)
5. Phil Collins
4. Bryan Adams
3. David Lammy
2. Iain Duncan Smith
1. Richard Littlejohn
I may have been harsh on McIntyre - I forgot Jerry Springer, Terry Wogan and Lord Triesman were Spurs fans...
that's some f***ing list! Even without Darren Day, Danny Kelly, Simon Mayo, Stephen Mangan, Adele, Captain Mark Philips, Anthony Worrell Thompson, Stelios, Sid Owen & Status Quo.Sewerage and the Mersey sewers.They do go together,don't they?
Don't forget to wash your hands Luis!

1. Richard Littlejohn
That is as bad as Piers Morgan. I think Sugar should have been on the list.
London's got bigger sewers duh.
#bigsmithymusttryharder

Damn right! Big clubs are based in big cities with the most vast sewerage systems.
204 pages in but I think that's Tottenham > Liverpool finally confirmed. Thanks, PMK


10. Mike Ashley.
We know he'll do one, that's why the club's owners made sure we won't lose out financially when he does after giving him a payrise and making the release clause roughly 3 times what we paid for him, as long as we get a better replacement than you got for Bale its all good.![]()
