Mouser Watch #2

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HIAG is a good wum, but I fear he is always stuck in the past - all he goes on about is Cilla and shell suits, he needs to move on. Perhaps that's symptomatic of a fan from a club in decline and used to looking back at one glorious year in the CL

<laugh>
I see what you did there!
 
Sewerage and the Mersey sewers.They do go together,don't they?

Don't forget to wash your hands Luis!
 
No where as embarrassing, of course, as Jedward (United).

At least McIntyre lives in London.

17. Michael McIntyre
16. Jason "Pie ****er" Biggs
15. Natasha Kaplinsky
14. Jeff Brazier
13. Patsy Kensit
12. Michael Fish
11. Nick Knowles
10. Mike Ashley
9. Bruce Forsythe
8. Bobby Davro
7. Alan Sugar
6. Charles Bronson (the criminal, not the actor)
5. Phil Collins
4. Bryan Adams
3. David Lammy
2. Iain Duncan Smith
1. Richard Littlejohn

I may have been harsh on McIntyre - I forgot Jerry Springer, Terry Wogan and Lord Triesman were Spurs fans...
 
17. Michael McIntyre
16. Jason "Pie f**ker" Biggs
15. Natasha Kaplinsky
14. Jeff Brazier
13. Patsy Kensit
12. Michael Fish
11. Nick Knowles
10. Mike Ashley
9. Bruce Forsythe
8. Bobby Davro
7. Alan Sugar
6. Charles Bronson (the criminal, not the actor)
5. Phil Collins
4. Bryan Adams
3. David Lammy
2. Iain Duncan Smith
1. Richard Littlejohn

I may have been harsh on McIntyre - I forgot Jerry Springer, Terry Wogan and Lord Triesman were Spurs fans...

<doh> that's some f***ing list! Even without Darren Day, Danny Kelly, Simon Mayo, Stephen Mangan, Adele, Captain Mark Philips, Anthony Worrell Thompson, Stelios, Sid Owen & Status Quo.

McIntyre is Tarbuckesquely unfunny though.
 
We know he'll do one, that's why the club's owners made sure we won't lose out financially when he does after giving him a payrise and making the release clause roughly 3 times what we paid for him, as long as we get a better replacement than you got for Bale its all good.<ok>

Of course. I'm sure you'll have no problem finding another Andy Carroll!.... <laugh>