Mouser Watch #2

A midtable club that's finished in the top quarter of the table for 6 of the past 8 years. If that's midtable you are too.

 

You attained mid table status from the lower echelons of the league, we attained ours dropping from the top.

 

Michael McIntyre?? He's about as funny as parachute with a hole in it!...

 

[video=youtube;f2OAiCGQDlY]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2OAiCGQDlY[/video]

 

Oh, come off it! The man's a genius! Have you not heard his "pants down" skit? Bloody hilarious!

 

I see what you did there!

 

He's the 17th most embarrassing celebrity Spurs fan, too!

 

No where as embarrassing, of course, as Jedward (United).

At least McIntyre lives in London.

 

Sewerage and the Mersey sewers.They do go together,don't they?

Don't forget to wash your hands Luis!

 

17. Michael McIntyre
16. Jason "Pie ****er" Biggs
15. Natasha Kaplinsky
14. Jeff Brazier
13. Patsy Kensit
12. Michael Fish
11. Nick Knowles
10. Mike Ashley
9. Bruce Forsythe
8. Bobby Davro
7. Alan Sugar
6. Charles Bronson (the criminal, not the actor)
5. Phil Collins
4. Bryan Adams
3. David Lammy
2. Iain Duncan Smith
1. Richard Littlejohn

I may have been harsh on McIntyre - I forgot Jerry Springer, Terry Wogan and Lord Triesman were Spurs fans...

 

that's some f***ing list! Even without Darren Day, Danny Kelly, Simon Mayo, Stephen Mangan, Adele, Captain Mark Philips, Anthony Worrell Thompson, Stelios, Sid Owen & Status Quo.

McIntyre is Tarbuckesquely unfunny though.

 

Mind you, Utd do have the ace of spades of irritating celebrity fans.

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Kym (with a 'y')

 

London's got bigger sewers duh.

#bigsmithymusttryharder

 

That is as bad as Piers Morgan. I think Sugar should have been on the list.

 

#7

But the only person it can possibly be argued he should be higher than is Charles Bronson...

 

Damn right! Big clubs are based in big cities with the most vast sewerage systems.

204 pages in but I think that's Tottenham > Liverpool finally confirmed. Thanks, PMK

 

Ya got YV.

 

Mike Ashley is not a Spurs fan. He supports Chelsea.

 

Chaz and Dave.

I rest my case.

 

Of course. I'm sure you'll have no problem finding another Andy Carroll!....