Mouser Watch #2

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179. Posted by Parkspur 5 hours ago
Spurs to beat Liverpool with Kane bagging the winner (it will be September).

Liverpool fans will moan it's unfair they had an advantage of first game atmosphere in the new stadium.

Always an excuse. The saltiness will continue!

< FACT >
 
179. Posted by Parkspur 5 hours ago
Spurs to beat Liverpool with Kane bagging the winner (it will be September).

Liverpool fans will moan it's unfair they had an advantage of first game atmosphere in the new stadium.

Always an excuse. The saltiness will continue!

< FACT >
Plus no referee would want to be the one remembered for denying Spurs their first penalty in their new stadium. Or be the first one to send Spurs player off.

No lino would want to be remembered as the first lino to give an offside goal against Spurs in their new stadium.

The odds are clearly stacked against the mousers. They might as well concede now.
 
Plus no referee would want to be the one remembered for denying Spurs their first penalty in their new stadium. Or be the first one to send Spurs player off.

No lino would want to be remembered as the first lino to give an offside goal against Spurs in their new stadium.

The odds are clearly stacked against the mousers. They might as well concede now.
Luckily there's already a couple of referees remembered for not giving Salah, Sane, Firmino and Oxlade-Chamberlain penalties for obvious dives...
 
Sign of the times......winger has the ball on the right wing with plenty of time to center it to his dangerous center forward.Did he. No! Had to pass it back,and back,and they lose the ball and now the opposing side have taken the ball down the other end......and scored!
The moral of this game played today.....winger,center the bloody ball!
 
Uh oh, When Saturday Comes are about to get the fatwa treatment on Merseyside as their current issue has an article that underlines Norbert's weaknesses as a coach, while also mentioning he's won nothing in his three seasons in English football...
 
It could be a bluff though...... Are the editors at WSC's Liverpool supporters? Obviously the bigwigs at the DfB are ardent WSC readers and so they are trying to put them off approaching him if there is a vacancy at the German national team. Slim pickings at the mo for managers....... Pardew enticed out of retirement of Clippity Clops off back home?
 
It could be a bluff though...... Are the editors at WSC's Liverpool supporters? Obviously the bigwigs at the DfB are ardent WSC readers and so they are trying to put them off approaching him if there is a vacancy at the German national team. Slim pickings at the mo for managers....... Pardew enticed out of retirement of Clippity Clops off back home?
Funnily enough, the magazine's founder is an Evertonian (although the writer for the article is a Saltypudlian)
 
They're in full Hendo-defence mode aren't they <laugh>
'Fittest player that ever lived' - 'ran all day' - 'covered the pitch for the team'
Will be pushing the Pope for a Sainthood for him next <doh>
Wilmar Barrios was capable of breaking into full sprint even as extra time was coming to a close. Henderson was looking knackered long before the 90 minutes were up, and he was operating at jogging pace.
 
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Mousers.........<laugh>

They plan a civic reception as Salah wins the Golden Boot.............Harry Kane goes on to win The Golden Shoe at the World Cup. <laugh>

It wasn't by chance that, in 'Porridge', Tottenham supporting 'Fletch's' best line "If Elizabeth Taylor had triplets, he would have been the one in the middle on the bottle." was about Mouser, 'Orrible Ives'.
 
Mousers.........<laugh>

They plan a civic reception as Salah wins the Golden Boot.............Harry Kane goes on to win The Golden Shoe at the World Cup. <laugh>

It wasn't by chance that, in 'Porridge', Tottenham supporting 'Fletch's' best line "If Elizabeth Taylor had triplets, he would have been the one in the middle on the bottle." was about Mouser, 'Orrible Ives'.
I liked the comment, "his crime is that he plays for us". I nearly replied "too bloody right", but I didn't want to restart WW3 and get them harping on about HK being offside again.