Mouser Watch #2

Cancel the charity single, the t-shirts and the general wailing, Mousers!

It seems your talisman hasn't fractured or dislocated anything - just a strained shoulder ligament and will be fit for the WC in 3 weeks.

In fact he could have probably played on for the good of the team!! Feckin' Pussy!!

 

From the BBC website....

Loris Karius: Merseyside Police look into death threats to Liverpool goalkeeper

Merseyside Police says it is aware of death threats made to Liverpool goalkeeper Loris Karius after the Champions League final.

Officers said any threatening behaviour on social media would be investigated.

Really? What's the ****ing point?

Stevie G kicked the living crap out of some bloke and Carragher spat in the face of a teenage girl [with video footage ] and both walked away scot free, laughing.

What's the next press release? That they're investigating Sergio Ramos for attempted murder.

 

I'm sorry....... Hadn't you heard??

 

Mousers always the victim.

Ramos this, Ramos that.


And, how pathetic is Kloppsucker singing and celebrating. Imagine someone like Fergie or Pep doing that after losing a CL final. Embarrassing.

YNWA - unless you make a mistake or two. Then you’re on your own.
Despicable.

 

YNWA = You'll Never Walk Again
(Mouser fans song for Karius)

 

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The difference is that Gerrard could afford top lawyers to get him off the hook (while his seven mates went down the river), something the average Saltypudlian pondscum who sent death threats to Karius and his family can't say they have access to

 

The Mousers were reviewing their goalkeeping options before Karius' performance on Saturday night. Klopp has been working with top German engineers to create a 'Master Keeper'.........looks better than both of their current options....

https://i.giphy.com/media/NWlBEcDW5evFS/giphy.mp4

 

That's from when they lost to Milan in Athens in 2007. There's probably another one for this year.

 

Check who posted it...

 

Micky Hazard called him out for being a twat and not supporting Karius in his hour of need. Unsurprisingly, Pennant didn't give a ****.

You can take the bloke out of Liverpool.......

 

Indeed. Pennant always did seem very far removed from having a miserable and angry existence.

 

That is a very kind way of putting it.....This is his Personal Life from Wiki. He's the twat's twat........

In February 2004, Pennant was given a 16-month ban from driving after being seen driving in the wrong lane in Paddington, West London.[80] On 23 January 2005, he was arrested and charged with drink-driving after crashing his Mercedes into a lamp-post in Aylesbury, while serving a 16-month driving ban and uninsured. During questioning, Pennant initially identified himself as his friend Ashley Cole.[80] Pennant pleaded guilty to drink-driving and driving while disqualified, and he was sentenced to 90 days in prison on 1 March.[81] He was released on parole after 30 days and immediately returned to playing for Birmingham City, although he had to wear an electronic tag at all times, including while on the pitch.[82]It emerged during the trial that he was illiterate.[83]

In January 2011, Pennant's Porsche Turbo with his personal number plate was found abandoned at a railway station in Zaragoza with five months' worth of parking tickets. He was reported to have forgotten he owned the car.[84] In April 2012, Pennant was arrested for drink driving, driving while disqualified and without insurance after being involved in a traffic collision. The following month, he was banned from driving for three years and given an eight-week jail sentence, suspended for a year.[85]

In 2007, Pennant began dating glamour model Amii Grove. Following a domestic disturbance in July 2007, he was arrested for a Section 5 public order offence – using words or behaviour likely to cause distress – for which he had to pay a fixed penalty fine.[86] According to Grove, she ended the relationship upon finding CCTV footage of Pennant cheating, and "took revenge by destroying £200,000 of his designer gear".[87]

 

Not sure which I find funnier.... This one.....



Or this one......



Regret taking the piss out of Harry now, do ya, Mo??

 

I've been listening to Danny Kelly on the Drive Time show on TS. A Mouser from Stan Collymore's Cannock called up to claim that Karius had been nobbled by Real Madrid.....or UEFA.

No word of a lie. He claimed that Karius threw them in on purpose.......and it was fixed.

It's like a religious cult.......It started with all that "In Rafa We Trust" business. The attack on the Citeh coach was a hysterical call to arms. The reaction to HK claiming a goal was like the zealots demanding a stoning in Biblical Times.........



It's all very strange.......that Merseyside place.

 

And the reason that of all the english football clubs
in existence, they alone have a long-running diligently
researched article dedicated to them, on which you
have been able to post your musings.

 

So the later sentence resulted in no jail time but the earlier one did? Not clear how that works - I wouldn't try that at home.

 

Don't forget the Suarez t-shirts!!

 

I remember the old Shankly Liverpool. Kick and Rush. They'd kick an opponent than all rush down the field with the ball before the ref could see who did it.
Successful team,that one!