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I know im a couple days late, been on holiday, but for those wondering, from the Urban dictionary:

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
 
Bodanki said:
I know im a couple days late, been on holiday, but for those wondering, from the Urban dictionary:

douche nozzle

1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
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So @Red Hadron Collider is a nozzle then?
 
Kolo Toure says he’s so terrified of animals he’s not touched his own dog in seven years
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Jamie Sanderson for Metro.co.ukMonday 20 Jul 2015 8:16 am
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We’re pretty sure it is impossible not to love Kolo Toure.

The Ivory Coast star, who is a cult hero at all of his previous clubs, should be able to add Liverpool to that collection after antics like this.

Toure was part of a promotional activity meeting animals on Liverpool’s pre-season tour of Australia on Sunday.

Only the thing is, he doesn’t really do animals.

He turned down an offer to hold a koalas for the classic photo opportunity, and looked pretty rattled.
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And he later explained to Liverpool TV that’s he terrified of animals – including his own dog, which he hasn’t touched in seven years.
Madness.


Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/20/kolo-toure-says-hes-so-terrified-of-animals-hes-not-touched-his-own-dog-in-seven-years-5303770/#ixzz3gVvyzCN9
 
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