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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Germlands Nozzer, Jul 7, 2015.

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  1. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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  2. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome Forum Moderator

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    I know im a couple days late, been on holiday, but for those wondering, from the Urban dictionary:

    douche nozzle

    1) The underappreciated apparatus of the Douche that actually does the stinky work. Attached to the Douche Bag.
    2) A male who acts and looks like an utter jackass. Someone who transcends common insults to the point that simply calling him a "jackass" or "douchebag" will no longer do. Much more offensive than simply calling someone a douchebag.
     
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  3. organic red

    organic red Well-Known Member

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    I'm looking around for a rescue dog at the mo, hopefully a staffy to join 'The Pig' (see avatar)
     
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  4. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid Forum Moderator

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    So @Red Hadron Collider is a nozzle then?
     
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  5. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Kolo Toure says he’s so terrified of animals he’s not touched his own dog in seven years
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    Jamie Sanderson for Metro.co.uk    Monday 20 Jul 2015 8:16 am
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    We’re pretty sure it is impossible not to love Kolo Toure.

    The Ivory Coast star, who is a cult hero at all of his previous clubs, should be able to add Liverpool to that collection after antics like this.

    Toure was part of a promotional activity meeting animals on Liverpool’s pre-season tour of Australia on Sunday.

    Only the thing is, he doesn’t really do animals.

    He turned down an offer to hold a koalas for the classic photo opportunity, and looked pretty rattled.
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    There is no need to be upset (Picture: YouTube)
    And he later explained to Liverpool TV that’s he terrified of animals – including his own dog, which he hasn’t touched in seven years.
    Madness.


    Read more: http://metro.co.uk/2015/07/20/kolo-toure-says-hes-so-terrified-of-animals-hes-not-touched-his-own-dog-in-seven-years-5303770/#ixzz3gVvyzCN9
     
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  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Certain part of the world cats are regarded as agent of witches.. especially the black ones.
     
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  7. johnsonsbaby

    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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  8. Garlic Klopp

    Garlic Klopp Well-Known Member

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    So Balotelli attracts pussy...this is hardly newsworthy
     
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    Garlic Klopp, Jul 21, 2015
  9. organic red

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  10. LuisDiazgamechanger

    LuisDiazgamechanger Dribbles

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    Special Power of cat



    Cat vs Snake - Amazing Cat Attack & Kill Snake!!
     
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  11. DirtyFrank

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    Lol....although to be fair to the mad one he actually worked at a rescue kennel when he first came back to England and adopted these two lovelies... 2461630D00000578-2894760-image-a-1_1420226102234.jpg
     
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  12. Thus Spake Zarathustra

    Thus Spake Zarathustra GC Thread Terminator

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    Schroedinger had the right idea about cats.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jul 22, 2015
  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    This ^ <ok>

    Well half the time, anyway <laugh>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 22, 2015
  14. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Keeping them shut up in boxes is right 100% of the time.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 22, 2015
  15. johnsonsbaby

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    johnsonsbaby Well-Known Member

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  17. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah, but you have to open the box to see if they're dead or not. Wait. There may be a thread for this <laugh>
     
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  18. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but as long as they're in the box, I don't care.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 22, 2015
  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    What if they jump out when you open the box because they're not dead?
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Jul 22, 2015
  20. Germlands Nozzer

    Germlands Nozzer Well-Known Member

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    I'm not opening the box. It's a on shelf in my cupboard and that is where it shall stay. Shut.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 22, 2015
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