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  1. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    "She", "cat" and "intelligent". Three words I never expected to see in a sentence without the word "not".
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jul 31, 2015
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    Like to see him locked into the lion enclosure in Knowsley Safari park with just a spear. Might get a ****ing idea what real hunting is about then.
     
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    Thus Spake Zarathustra, Jul 31, 2015
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    Sexist and er,,,animalist
     
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    Jürgenmeiʃter, Jul 31, 2015
  4. InBiscanWeTrust

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    My intelligent brother dumped his girlfriend after she kicked the cat.

    Hows that?
     
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    InBiscanWeTrust, Jul 31, 2015
  5. Germlands Nozzer

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    Another possibility.
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Jul 31, 2015
  6. LuisDiazgamechanger

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  8. Germlands Nozzer

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    aggro-gatordotcom47506.jpg
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Aug 3, 2015
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  9. LuisDiazgamechanger

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    Why do women generally prefer cats while men prefer dogs?
    Because women are associated with ?????.
     
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  10. Thus Spake Zarathustra

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    Witchcraft? PMT? shoes? Milk Tray? Washing dishes?
     
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  11. Milk not bear jizz

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  12. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Erm...
     
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  13. Milk not bear jizz

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  14. wishiwasinliverpool

    wishiwasinliverpool Well-Known Member

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    My pussy is evil.

    <ok>
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Aug 4, 2015
  15. Milk not bear jizz

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  16. Germlands Nozzer

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    In what way?
     
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  17. wishiwasinliverpool

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    wishiwasinliverpool, Aug 4, 2015
  18. wishiwasinliverpool

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    She scratches and bites if you go near her
     
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    wishiwasinliverpool, Aug 4, 2015
  19. Milk not bear jizz

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    Evil pussies.

    The original myth I read had an old woman giving Killer Of Enemies the berries. This account leaves that part out.
     
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    Milk not bear jizz, Aug 4, 2015
  20. Germlands Nozzer

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    Thanks for the warning. I'll stay well away from your pussy then. <ok>
     
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    Germlands Nozzer, Aug 4, 2015
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