Off Topic More Proof that Cats are Evil

[Ivan Dobsky]

I'd like to clarify I like both cats and dogs, just my cat is the best in the whole world and she is very intelligent as well

"She", "cat" and "intelligent". Three words I never expected to see in a sentence without the word "not".

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Horrible. The pictures of him posing with the Lion as well, he's certainly facing some backlash from it

Dr. Walter Palmer has gone into hiding apparently

Like to see him locked into the lion enclosure in Knowsley Safari park with just a spear. Might get a ****ing idea what real hunting is about then.

 

[Jürgenmeiʃter]

"She", "cat" and "intelligent". Three words I never expected to see in a sentence without the word "not".

Sexist and er,,,animalist

 

[InBiscanWeTrust]

"She", "cat" and "intelligent". Three words I never expected to see in a sentence without the word "not".

My intelligent brother dumped his girlfriend after she kicked the cat.

Hows that?

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

My brother dumped his girlfriend as the cat was more intelligent.

Another possibility.

 

[LuisDiazgamechanger]

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[FedLadSonOfAnfield]

Cat makes man call 999

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/yorkshire-man-calls-999-after-cat-eats-his-bacon--bkEVjsMRmg

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

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[LuisDiazgamechanger]

Why do women generally prefer cats while men prefer dogs?
Because women are associated with ?????.

 

[Ivan Dobsky]

Why do women generally prefer cats while men prefer dogs?
Because women are associated with ?????.

Witchcraft? PMT? shoes? Milk Tray? Washing dishes?

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

My intelligent brother dumped his girlfriend after she kicked the cat.

Hows that?

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[InBiscanWeTrust]

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Erm...

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

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[wishiwasinliverpool]

My pussy is evil.

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

My pussy is evil.

https://books.google.com/books?id=O...g6M#v=onepage&q=kicking monster teeth&f=false

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

My pussy is evil.

In what way?

 

[wishiwasinliverpool]

https://books.google.com/books?id=OiSvK7BhWwIC&pg=PA126&lpg=PA126&dq=kicking monster teeth&source=bl&ots=IqGOy2zZef&sig=LfTMywFMUKZ4btDFv4Ab8Sx2uxE&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0CDEQ6AEwBmoVChMIvs2ghviPxwIVSo-ACh1zsg6M#v=onepage&q=kicking monster teeth&f=false

That's - er - a bit enlightening, shall we say?

 

[wishiwasinliverpool]

In what way?

She scratches and bites if you go near her

 

[Milk not bear jizz]

That's - er - a bit enlightening, shall we say?

Evil pussies.

The original myth I read had an old woman giving Killer Of Enemies the berries. This account leaves that part out.

 

[Germlands Nozzer]

She scratches and bites if you go near her

Thanks for the warning. I'll stay well away from your pussy then.