Mon's Lockdown Logbook

[A.L.D.O 4.1]

Quick update on the guy who wants to buy the hotel. I spoke to him this morning and it is actually his client who wants to buy a hotel. The client is busy this week but will hopefully hear something on Monday.

Does he know he has to have 4 houses on the street first?

 

[stopmeandslapme]

Quick update on the guy who wants to buy the hotel. I spoke to him this morning and it is actually his client who wants to buy a hotel. The client is busy this week but will hopefully hear something on Monday.

^^^Been playing Monopoly. Against himself.

 

[If in doubt]

Any update on Mon's lunch yet?

 

[Toley Fart]

Any update on Mon's lunch yet?

plantain baguette

 

[Toby]

Any update on Mon's lunch yet?

I'm having a falafel + haloumi wrap (basically going to be eating wraps for 2-3 days) and a £4.50 kinder bueno doughnut for pudding

 

[monacoger]

Any update on Mon's lunch yet?

****ing tuna salad and couscous. It wasn't bad to honest.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

****ing tuna salad and couscous. It wasn't bad to honest.

Any beer?

 

[monacoger]

Any beer?

Not yet, but could be doing with one though.

 

[Mick O'Toon]

Not yet, but could be doing with one though.

You can go to the shops,yeah?Saw on the news yesterday the French have to show a form why they are out and about,fined if they don't have it.

 

[Toley Fart]

I’ll punch **** out whoever gives me the virus. No exceptions

 

[EDGE.]

I’ll punch **** out whoever gives me the virus. No exceptions

^^^^ punches like Novo ^^^^

 

[Archers Road]

^^^Been playing Monopoly. Against himself.

And cheating

 

[monacoger]

You can go to the shops,yeah?Saw on the news yesterday the French have to show a form why they are out and about,fined if they don't have it.

One person at a time from the house to the shops. Only shops that are open are the supermarkets, chemists and the wee kiosks that sell newspapers and smokes. If caught outside for no reason, it is €1500 fine, seemingly. We don't need to carry forms with us.

 

[Toby]

One person at a time from the house to the shops. Only shops that are open are the supermarkets, chemists and the wee kiosks that sell newspapers and smokes. If caught outside for no reason, it is €1500 fine, seemingly. We don't need to carry forms with us.

You'd have to be a proper spastic to give 'no reason' and take a 1500€ fine

 

[If in doubt]

You'd have to be a proper spastic to give 'no reason' and take a 1500€ fine

Remember, Mon is the idiot that dropped a grand on Rangers winning the league. He's not the smartest.

 

[Toby]

@Ponders
@Trev
@Pud

I'd recommend you visit one of these next time you're in London

https://doughnuttime.co.uk/doughnut-menu/

 

[GroveRanger]

****ing tuna salad and couscous. It wasn't bad to honest.

Makes a change from f.ucking avocados.

I like Mon

 

[Toley Fart]

@Ponders
@Trev
@Pud

I'd recommend you visit one of these next time you're in London

https://doughnuttime.co.uk/doughnut-menu/

ffs I was in London 2 weeks ago

 

[Archers Road]

ffs I was in London 2 weeks ago

And bought all the bogroll

 

[Mick O'Toon]

One person at a time from the house to the shops. Only shops that are open are the supermarkets, chemists and the wee kiosks that sell newspapers and smokes. If caught outside for no reason, it is €1500 fine, seemingly. We don't need to carry forms with us.

Can you send Patience out and deny knowing her when she gets lifted?