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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Does he know he has to have 4 houses on the street first?
     
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    A.L.D.O 4.1, Mar 19, 2020
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  2. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    ^^^Been playing Monopoly. Against himself.
     
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    stopmeandslapme, Mar 19, 2020
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  3. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Any update on Mon's lunch yet?
     
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    If in doubt, Mar 19, 2020
  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    plantain baguette
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 19, 2020
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  5. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    I'm having a falafel + haloumi wrap (basically going to be eating wraps for 2-3 days) and a £4.50 kinder bueno doughnut for pudding <cool>
     
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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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  6. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    ****ing tuna salad and couscous. It wasn't bad to honest.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 19, 2020
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  7. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Any beer?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 19, 2020
  8. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Not yet, but could be doing with one though.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 19, 2020
  9. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    You can go to the shops,yeah?Saw on the news yesterday the French have to show a form why they are out and about,fined if they don't have it.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 19, 2020
  10. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    I’ll punch **** out whoever gives me the virus. No exceptions
     
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    Toley Fart, Mar 19, 2020
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  11. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    ^^^^ punches like Novo ^^^^
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 19, 2020
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  12. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And cheating
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 19, 2020
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    One person at a time from the house to the shops. Only shops that are open are the supermarkets, chemists and the wee kiosks that sell newspapers and smokes. If caught outside for no reason, it is €1500 fine, seemingly. We don't need to carry forms with us.
     
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    monacoger, Mar 19, 2020
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  14. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    You'd have to be a proper spastic to give 'no reason' and take a 1500€ fine <laugh>
     
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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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  15. If in doubt

    If in doubt Well-Known Member

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    Remember, Mon is the idiot that dropped a grand on Rangers winning the league. He's not the smartest.
     
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    If in doubt, Mar 19, 2020
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  16. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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  17. GroveRanger

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    Makes a change from f.ucking avocados.

    I like Mon
     
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    GroveRanger, Mar 19, 2020
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  18. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Toley Fart, Mar 19, 2020
  19. Archers Road

    Archers Road Urban Spaceman

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    And bought all the bogroll
     
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    Archers Road, Mar 19, 2020
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  20. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Can you send Patience out and deny knowing her when she gets lifted?
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 19, 2020
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