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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by monacoger, Mar 18, 2020.

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  1. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Weather glorious today, spring equinox around the corner.

    Went to tesco as I needed washing up liquid for the work, full of old ****s buying bog roll.

    Seriously, WTF is going on. Why is everycunt buying bogroll?
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 19, 2020
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  2. The Anilingus Aficionado

    The Anilingus Aficionado Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    I call it a piece, poshboy.
     
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    The Anilingus Aficionado, Mar 19, 2020
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  3. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Because they're *****sheeple megacunts, that's why.

    No frozen pizzas in any supermarket :frown:

    Going out today to get an ounce and 60 cans of stella, if London is on lockdown I'm getting smashed <cheers>
     
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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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  4. Toley Fart

    Toley Fart not606's best fighter

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    Stella is ****ing dog’s pish
     
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    I'd have to get a mortgage out to get enough IPAs to last me a week ffs.
     
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  7. Mick O'Toon

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    IMG-20200314-WA0018.jpg
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Mar 19, 2020
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  8. rogueleader

    rogueleader suave gringo

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    The Orange Walking Dead would be a good title for the documentary when Netflix pick it up imho,.
     
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    rogueleader suave gringo

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    His appearance in " Home Alone" seems like a prophesy now.

    Alluha Trumpbar
     
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  10. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    He has a ****ing cheek stopping at the deoderant section.
     
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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  12. Toby

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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    I feel sorry for fussy eaters and vegans , they may as well just kill themselves now .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 19, 2020
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    why? No ones buying the vegan food
     
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    I'm tempted to go out tonight in my mates Fiesta and steal some chickens and a pig for the garden .
     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR

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    Still loving this tune .

     
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    DUNCAN DONUTS, Mar 19, 2020
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    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Quick update on the guy who wants to buy the hotel. I spoke to him this morning and it is actually his client who wants to buy a hotel. The client is busy this week but will hopefully hear something on Monday.
     
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  18. Mick O'Toon

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    Sounds like he checked out!
     
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  19. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    No, he hasn't even seen it yet.
     
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  20. Toby

    Toby GC's Life Coach

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    Does he know you don't own the hotel?
     
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    Toby, Mar 19, 2020
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