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Wait till the place finally floods and becomes a marina, then it'll be ****ed.

I'm down there next bank holiday weekend as it goes, same place as last year the caravan park in the industrial estate. Can't wait.


Down the bottom of Lynch Lane?

My mate cleans the caravans down there - make sure you leave a floater <ok>
 
You talk about gays quite a lot don't you Goon boy. Secret yearnings are they?

You are the poster that wants to meet up with other posters - time for you to come out of the closet Bluebell and be the man you want to be.

the only secret yearnings I have involve Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz.
 
Down the bottom of Lynch Lane?

My mate cleans the caravans down there - make sure you leave a floater <ok>

Can't remember what it's called. I think we discussed it last year, it's up past Weymouth's ground.

It's alright as it goes, once you're in it's great. Just other rugby juniors and football juniors on tour really. Parents having plenty pints!
 
You are the poster that wants to meet up with other posters - time for you to come out of the closet Bluebell and be the man you want to be.

the only secret yearnings I have involve Pamela Anderson and Cameron Diaz.
Naming actresses to convince everyone that you like women and an obsession with Vaseline. Yep, you obviously bat for the other side. Don't worry, no one is judging you.
 
Naming actresses to convince everyone that you like women and an obsession with Vaseline. Yep, you obviously bat for the other side. Don't worry, no one is judging you.

Don't be jealous. You sound like a jilted lover, let it go <ok>
 
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Naming actresses to convince everyone that you like women and an obsession with Vaseline. Yep, you obviously bat for the other side. Don't worry, no one is judging you.
Great post Bluey. Did you let him go in dry?
 
Stoke 0 v 4 Spurs

Anyone seen Pixie?

I'm missing his piss-taking chuckles.
 
Naming actresses to convince everyone that you like women and an obsession with Vaseline. Yep, you obviously bat for the other side. Don't worry, no one is judging you.

Says the poster who wants to meet up with Stan - what for ? Sex, tea, fights !

you seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Stan - did his rejection hurt that much that you have to stalk him.

I imagine you to be a fat bald bloke with tattoos on his knuckles that used to think he was 'hard' as he used to run on pitches at the end of games and shout at opposing fans. How sad.

you carry on you keyboard warrior as you have me and Stan trembling with fear !
 
Says the poster who wants to meet up with Stan - what for ? Sex, tea, fights !

you seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Stan - did his rejection hurt that much that you have to stalk him.

I imagine you to be a fat bald bloke with tattoos on his knuckles that used to think he was 'hard' as he used to run on pitches at the end of games and shout at opposing fans. How sad.

you carry on you keyboard warrior as you have me and Stan trembling with fear !

Is that your type? ;)

Or the reason you are a telly clapper? Or both ;)
 
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Don't be jealous. You sound like a jilted lover, let it go <ok>
Says the poster who wants to meet up with Stan - what for ? Sex, tea, fights !

you seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Stan - did his rejection hurt that much that you have to stalk him.

I imagine you to be a fat bald bloke with tattoos on his knuckles that used to think he was 'hard' as he used to run on pitches at the end of games and shout at opposing fans. How sad.

you carry on you keyboard warrior as you have me and Stan trembling with fear !
Nope your wrong on all counts. I think your fantasies are running a bit wild there Tulip.
 
Says the poster who wants to meet up with Stan - what for ? Sex, tea, fights !

you seem to have a rather unhealthy obsession with Stan - did his rejection hurt that much that you have to stalk him.

I imagine you to be a fat bald bloke with tattoos on his knuckles that used to think he was 'hard' as he used to run on pitches at the end of games and shout at opposing fans. How sad.

you carry on you keyboard warrior as you have me and Stan trembling with fear !
You and Stan eh? Well there you are then Tulip.