Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Well the nearest part then eh? Even you can work that out Noel.

 

Bluey can walk it in under an hour.

 

Are you restricted as to how far away from home you can travel?

 

No, are you?

 

Am I what?

 

I answered your question, so you should know. Stupid boy.

 

Can we get back to my question please Bluey. Are you restricted as to how far away from home you are allowed to travel? It's a simple question, I don't know why you're having such a hard time with it.

 

And I answered. Do keep up Noel.

 

You answered what?

 

Learning lots about football here, thanks guys

 

Sorry mate, I must stop dealing with this cretin.

 

You're dealing?

 

Blueboy might offer you out for a cream tea in Cornwall/Devon

How do you take yours - cream or jam first. I bet Bluebottle is a jam first

 

Ha Goonboy. Your a vaseline first apparently.

 

I wouldn't normally do this, but strictly it's "you're" ... and I hope it's proper clotted cream? ... none of that squirty can nonsense

 

Ooo arrrr.

 

don't forget to take your Vaseline when you arrange your "meet ups" with other men on the internet

 

Ouch! Touched a nerve I see.

 

"Touched a nerve". Another Bluey classic.

You need some new material Bluey.

To be fair it was a reasonable comment by the Gooner. If you're going to try and procure meetings with male strangers then you should provide them with Vaseline. They probably won't want to go in dry on you.

 

is that what your boyfriend said