Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

Hope you enjoyed your photoshop lesson in Weymouth?

 

Very much. Weymouth is beautiful this time of year. I'm prepared to sponsor Spurlock to have a weekend there, it might help him chill out a bit!

 

It's better when all the tourists **** off.

Yes, I now class myself as a local as I've been here for over a decade. Beautiful place though, possibly one of the nicest (and warmest) parts of the UK.

I don't want the one man crime wave Spurlock anywhere near Weymouth. He should visit Portland, HMP The Verne is quite nice so I've heard.

 

One thing's certain, he wouldn't be seen dead in Plymouth.

 

I remember being on holiday in Cornwall a few years back and going into Plymouth. Lovely city.

 

I've never been to Plymouth. I'm glad you had a nice time there Bluey.

 

Thank you.

 

Wait till the place finally floods and becomes a marina, then it'll be ****ed.

I'm down there next bank holiday weekend as it goes, same place as last year the caravan park in the industrial estate. Can't wait.

 

Plymouth's in Devon ... just saying like ...

 

It's over an hour away from Cornwall. Bluey must have been lost.

 

No **** Sherlock.

 

It's actually a bridge away and they do have roads down there. Even you wouldn't need to get lost. Over an hour away? It's right on the border with Cornwall. Thick c***.

 

You've clearly never queued for the Torpoint ferry or had to drive round.

Unless you own a tardis of course.

 

I didn't realise you went to the pikey part of Cornwall Bluey. My apologies.

 

He could own a tardis if he wanted to. Bluey can do anything he puts his mind to.

 

Either way it's not an hours drive from Cornwall.

 

Surely that depends on which part of Cornwall you're in. Big place.

 

Thank you.

 

Took me over an hour the last (and only) time I used the Torpoint ferry!!

 

You need to get a new sat nav Bluey.