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You seem to know that one, Pixie.

We're not a functions band, unlike your incompetent rabble.
 
And yet, strangely, I don't.

But I bet your functions band does.

You can only dream about mastering your instrument as well I have mine.
 
It must hurt you that if I had met your missus first, I'd have given her one before leaving her to you.
 
This is too easy. HIAG backed into a corner in less than 6 posts <laugh>
 
By the way, anyone seen Stan?

No, I thought not. He's still on "holiday."
 
Pix, you can relax. It's been a long while since I last swung my dick. Besides, I have never been into taking mates missus' for a ride. It's not my style, mate.
 
Hoddle Is A God said:
Pix, you can relax. It's been a long while since I last swung my dick. Besides, I have never been into taking mates missus' for a ride. It's not my style, mate.
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I get the impression that they probably humour you.
 
Pixie, you cannot possibly know just how much of a player I am.
 
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