Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

wake me up before you go-go .. I'm not hanging round like a yo-yo ... proper lyrics ...

 

No, I'm back now. Your still talking crap as usual I see.

 

Aaaaaaaa.....gado! Do! Do!
Push pineapple shake coffee....

 

'Shake the tree' HIAG.

And you call yourself a musician

 

You seem to know that one, Pixie.

We're not a functions band, unlike your incompetent rabble.

 

With you modelling yourself on Christopher Biggins, you should know all the lyrics to Blace Lace songs.

 

And yet, strangely, I don't.

But I bet your functions band does.

You can only dream about mastering your instrument as well I have mine.

 

I don't need to **** as much as you because I've got a hot missus

 

I bet you wish she'd give you some action eh mate ? It must get a bit lonely only having your 'instrument' to play with

 

It must hurt you that if I had met your missus first, I'd have given her one before leaving her to you.

 

I can safely say that she has no time for fake Lawyers who think that they are rock gods

 

This is too easy. HIAG backed into a corner in less than 6 posts

 

Look, mate, I'll let you keep your missus.

 

By the way, anyone seen Stan?

No, I thought not. He's still on "holiday."

 

She's really not into the 'beta male' type that you exude mate. I expect being a needy weirdo, you need a woman who will 'mother' you.

 

Pix, you can relax. It's been a long while since I last swung my dick. Besides, I have never been into taking mates missus' for a ride. It's not my style, mate.

 

I get the impression that they probably humour you.

 

Pixie, you cannot possibly know just how much of a player I am.