Off Topic Missing Persons Alert.

[Hoddle is a god]

He was 12 when you gave up your season ticket at Soton though mate

And?

 

[AKCJ]

My music before my footy, that's always been my rule, Akky.

Think about it, lad.

You are not going to make yourself attractive to hot young flange dressed up in a footy scarf and proudly wearing a rosette. However, let me assure you that the little lovelies do tend to flock when I am up on stage, my fingers blazing, and my crotch neatly defined inside my tight, spandex leggings.

I'm sure you get my drift, Akky.

So...

Marathon runner...Businessman... Geographer... Southampton STH... Musician....


... still relies on a pair of socks stuffed into his pants to pull women.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

Ah, gotcha!

We're all too old for that.

No Tiny you've too old for that... crackajack

 

[gooner4ever]

Ah, gotcha!

We're all too old for that.

Sanatogen all round

 

[PINKIE]

Anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ?

 

[gooner4ever]

Anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ?

As I have said in another thread - Hiag is off to Moscow to do a gig for Putin so he won't be online as they don't have any internet in Russia (unless you are hacking a election)

 

[AKCJ]

Anybody seen @Hoddle Is A God ?

He's playing Guitar Hero with his mum in his tighty whities.

 

[PINKIE]

As I have said in another thread - Hiag is off to Moscow to do a gig for Putin so he won't be online as they don't have any internet in Russia (unless you are hacking a election)

That will explain it then. Expect he'll find an internet connection around 3am, when he hopes nobody is looking

 

[Tobes]

And?

So you didn't see Ox training or playing for Soton, as the lad was 12 when you gave up your pass, ergo you were talking bollocks

 

[Hoddle is a god]

So you didn't see Ox training or playing for Soton, as the lad was 12 when you gave up your pass, ergo you were talking bollocks

Who said anything about being given a pass?

I wouldn't even have known how to go about getting one of those, even if it one existed!

 

[Tobes]

Who said anything about being given a pass?

I wouldn't even have known how to go about getting one of those, even if it one existed!

Errrrm a pass is a term for a season ticket mate

Ox was 12 when you no longer had one......

 

[PINKIE]

Errrrm a pass is a term for a season ticket mate

Ox was 12 when you no longer had one......

HIAG's bullshit has left him horribly out of his depth again.

 

[Tobes]

HIAG's bullshit has left him horribly out of his depth again.

He buried himself in this one.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

HIAG's bullshit has left him horribly out of his depth again.

I suppose it'll end up being self labelled as a wum.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

I suppose it'll end up being self labelled as a wum.

@PleaseNotPoll @Hoddle Is A God @NowsufferinginSpain all hiding in the same cave??

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

@PleaseNotPoll @Hoddle Is A God @NowsufferinginSpain all hiding in the same cave??

I posted last night and this morning, you dopey, disappearing turd.

 

[The Ginger Marks]

I posted last night and this morning, you dopey, disappearing turd.

Choice.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

I posted last night and this morning, you dopey, disappearing turd.

Choice.

Some bitter Spidos today

 

[PleaseNotPoll]

Some bitter Spidos today

You have two modes: smug twat and hiding twat.
Hurry up and go missing for six months, again.

 

[CFC: Champs £launderx17]

You have two modes: smug twat and hiding twat.
Hurry up and go missing for six months, again.

Houdini could not top your disappearing act after Newcastle 5-1.

Where you watching the Cup final?