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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    You saying you had a season ticket until 2005 whilst claiming you saw Ox make his breakthrough in the first team in 2010 was though <rofl>

    The saints lads tore you a new one over that

    #saintSTgate
     
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  2. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Don't Spurs fans have something more important to do tonight rather than play Guitar Hero?
     
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  3. ffs Pixie!
    <doh>

    I saw both Walnut and Oxo play at a very young age. Saints wasn't (and isn't my team), so despite the fact that (for reasons that I will not go into) I had access to that club in ways that an ordinary fan would not, I didn't pay much attention. I really couldn't give a flying **** if I saw Oxo break into the first team, or if I saw him knocking the ball around in training.

    Why do you continually tug yourself raw over this kind of ****?
     
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  4. FosseFilberto

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    <rofl>
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    .. the only white powder that HIAG and his band sniff is likely to be dandruff <laugh>
     
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  6. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    Fans? everyone?

    Was you one of them ****ers causing trouble in Spain last month? all you ****s are the same.
     
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  7. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Yes, all of them.

    I don't think it's much to ask a Spurs fan to watch a local derby when you're slap bang in the middle of a title race and it's broadcast live on television.
     
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  8. PINKIE

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    ^^^^^^^^^^ rattled and rinsed <rofl>
     
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  9. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    <rofl>
     
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  10. My music before my footy, that's always been my rule, Akky.

    Think about it, lad.

    You are not going to make yourself attractive to hot young flange dressed up in a footy scarf and proudly wearing a rosette. However, let me assure you that the little lovelies do tend to flock when I am up on stage, my fingers blazing, and my crotch neatly defined inside my tight, spandex leggings.

    I'm sure you get my drift, Akky.
     
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    Tight spandex leggings!???. WTF,?....
     
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  12. Stan

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    He plays in a Spinal Tap tribute band.

    Spinal Crap.
     
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  13. FosseFilberto

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    ... the women must be falling over themselves ......... as they all try to run away <rofl>
     
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  14. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    Spinal Chord <whistle> .... although "Quentin & The Quixotes" would likely be more accurate ... <laugh>
     
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  15. PINKIE

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    HIAG getting in 'The Zone'

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  16. NSIS

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    Each to his own, I guess. But on the rare occasions I do a gig nowadays I prefer jeans, t-shirt, etc....


    Tight spandex leggings!?...****ing mind boggles!...
     
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  17. Can I just point out, before this gets too out-of-hand, that I do not perform in spandex.

    That part was a white lie, expressed purely with the intention of inducing merriment.

    Please allow a little bit of merriment into your hearts, lads. You will feel so much better for it.
     
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    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He was 12 when you gave up your season ticket at Soton though mate <laugh>

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  19. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    I'm with you on this one .... not a hint of spandex as far as I can see

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  20. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    <laugh> That GIF sums HIAG up perfectly
     
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