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Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by UnitedinRed, Sep 26, 2015.

  1. And?
     
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  2. AKCJ

    AKCJ Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    So...

    Marathon runner...Businessman... Geographer... Southampton STH... Musician....


    ... still relies on a pair of socks stuffed into his pants to pull women.
     
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  3. The Ginger Marks

    The Ginger Marks Ma Mo

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    No Tiny you've too old for that... crackajack <cracker>
     
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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Sanatogen all round
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    As I have said in another thread - Hiag is off to Moscow to do a gig for Putin so he won't be online as they don't have any internet in Russia (unless you are hacking a election)
     
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    He's playing Guitar Hero with his mum in his tighty whities.
     
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    That will explain it then. Expect he'll find an internet connection around 3am, when he hopes nobody is looking <laugh>
     
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    So you didn't see Ox training or playing for Soton, as the lad was 12 when you gave up your pass, ergo you were talking bollocks <ok>
     
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  10. Who said anything about being given a pass?

    I wouldn't even have known how to go about getting one of those, even if it one existed!
     
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    Errrrm a pass is a term for a season ticket mate <ok>

    Ox was 12 when you no longer had one......
     
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    HIAG's bullshit has left him horribly out of his depth again. <laugh>
     
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    He buried himself in this one. <laugh>
     
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    I suppose it'll end up being self labelled as a wum. :emoticon-0136-giggl
     
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    Choice.
     
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  18. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Some bitter Spidos today
     
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    PleaseNotPoll Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You have two modes: smug twat and hiding twat.
    Hurry up and go missing for six months, again.
     
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  20. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Houdini could not top your disappearing act after Newcastle 5-1.

    Where you watching the Cup final?
     
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