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  1. Sucky

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    Sometimes <laugh>
     
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    Cooking the woman is probably a step too far bruv ... think of the calories <ok>
     
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    ****s
     
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    It's still the wrong thread.
     
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    Cant do rice on the hob, microwave in a Pyrex jug for 8/10mins for basmati same amount of water.
    12/14mins for long grain with double water to rice.
     
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    Rice is easy mate ... just keep dipping a spoon and nibbling a grain or two until it gets to your preferred texture ... **** timers ... little oil in the water also seems to help <ok>
     
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    That just my default answer for your post lol

    Forgot this is actually my thread.
     
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    ****. Me or you? I know I'm a ****....
     
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    I'll be honest mate, i hate microwaves, fook knows why i bought a new one <laugh>
     
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    trouble causing Goon ****
     
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    Learn then innit :bandit: Wash several times to get the starch out. Put in enough water to more than cover the rice (about a cm over). Bring to the boil, then turn the heat right down to the lowest possible setting, put the lid on and leave for about 20 mins. Job's a goodun. Add peas like Sucky about 5 mins before the end.

    Those Uncle Ben's are expensive as well. Every time you want to have rice you're buying a packet. For the quality I think it's a waste tbh.
     
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    What's to **** up?

    There are two ways of properly cooking plain or basmati. Cba to explain a minute, but happy to in the morning?

    Nothing wrong with microwave rice by the way, impossible to go wrong. I recommend spicy Mexican, Asda or Sainsbury's is fine.
     
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    Im actually really nice<laugh>
     
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    My instructions were better.
     
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    New recruit<laugh>
     
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    This guys going in hard
     
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    I don't cook in microwaves either. But if it works then all good.

    Basmati defo the way to go though <ok>

    If you like long grain, try Sella rice bro. Highly recommend it.

    **** I've had to learning being a single dad <laugh>
     
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    I like long grain with more spicy food usually or food with sauce, basmati for everything else tbh.
     
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    I won’t have a microwave in the house. Russia put out a world health warning in the 70’s, I think, suggesting that they’d been a spike in cancer cases where they were rolled out. It got dismissed by the west as Cold War propaganda. I’m assuming microwave radiation will have changed a lot since then, but still, they radiate more than I’d want in my house.
     
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    I’m on page 18 currently catching up

    pace yourselves guys...il join you in 5
     
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