It must be very painful when you desperately want to be considered a legend but almost every other person thinks you are a twat Michael Owen. Too bad; but there's nothing you can do about it now.
Accept that you are a twat and always you will be.
I'd be surprised if anyone actually cares about him enough to buy this book:
Liverpool - hate him for running down his contract, leaving for peanuts and hogging Robbie Fowler's chances
Real Madrid - don't even remember him
Newcastle - we hate him
Man Utd - 3 year of being a bench warmer and playing league cup games vs Aldershot town if he was lucky.
Stoke - 9 appearances and 1 goal
England - career over by the time he was 27.
What a legend.
