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Off Topic Michael McIntyre.

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Carmine Galante., Jun 6, 2018.

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  1. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

    A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


    The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

    Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jun 6, 2018
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  2. Carmine Galante.

    Carmine Galante. Well-Known Member

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    60 mo ped attacks a day in London.

    Or 21,900 a year in other words.
     
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    Carmine Galante., Jun 6, 2018
  3. TigerinSydney

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    Did they scoot off with anything?
     
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  4. Stan City Rocker

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    Maybe he should buy a farm in Devon, Billy Bragg did.
     
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    Stan City Rocker, Jun 6, 2018
  5. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Any relevance (or truth)?
     
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  6. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    Read yesterday that he’d been done for a Rolex. Surely the Old Bill would have heard him shouting for help as shouting is what he’s best at.
     
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    Loads of comedians do this. It's an easy opener to slate a neighbouring town/city and always gets a good laugh
     
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    TigerMarv, Jun 6, 2018
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  8. Chazz Rheinhold

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    You're better than this mate.
     
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  9. Quill

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    Hope the person who robbed him told him how **** a comedian he is.
     
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  10. City Man

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    If only.

    Bragg moved to Dorset, unfortunately nearer to recording studios than Devon.
     
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    I'm sure he'll make a joke of it in no time
     
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    There's a first time for everything.

    He's like a fatter, smugger, unfunny Ronnie Corbett-lite.
     
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    City Man, Jun 6, 2018
  13. originallambrettaman

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    It's not a farm either.
     
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  14. City Man

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    He's not a proper singer either.
     
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    He's fairly **** on the guitar as well.
     
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    McIntyre isn't a comedian, he has a team of writers and just performs their jokes.
     
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    HCAFC (Airlie Tiger), Jun 6, 2018
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    According to Stewart Lee, who says the same about Jack Whitehall and Frankie Boyle.

    He became famous doing stand-up on the circuit and he obviously didn't start off with a team of writers.

    He's not my cup of tea and I can't ****ing stand Jack Whitehall, but the criticism from other comedians is often just driven by jealousy.
     
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  18. Sir Cheshire Ben

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    He’s also one of the best songwriters this country has ever produced.
     
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  19. THE EXCLUSIVE 10%

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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha



    That’s the first time I have ever laughed at Michael McIntyre
     
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    New England's a decent song, but I can't even think of another one he's written.
     
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    originallambrettaman, Jun 6, 2018
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