Off Topic Michael McIntyre.

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Carmine Galante.

Carmine Galante.

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Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
 
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Carmine Galante. said:
Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
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Read yesterday that he’d been done for a Rolex. Surely the Old Bill would have heard him shouting for help as shouting is what he’s best at.
 
Carmine Galante. said:
Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
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Loads of comedians do this. It's an easy opener to slate a neighbouring town/city and always gets a good laugh
 
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Carmine Galante. said:
Unfunny fat ****er has a sly dig at Hull at his recent show at the Leeds arena. The local scum lapped it up apparently.

A week later gets mugged at knifepoint directly outside of his house/ mansion in front of his young son in broad daylight in leafy, trendy North London by a gang on mo peds.


The irony is so thick you can almost taste it.

Should move to ‘ the village’, at least there he can pay for protection from The Don.
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You're better than this mate.
 
HCAFC (Airlie Tiger) said:
McIntyre isn't a comedian, he has a team of writers and just performs their jokes.
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According to Stewart Lee, who says the same about Jack Whitehall and Frankie Boyle.

He became famous doing stand-up on the circuit and he obviously didn't start off with a team of writers.

He's not my cup of tea and I can't ****ing stand Jack Whitehall, but the criticism from other comedians is often just driven by jealousy.
 
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