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Maureen for Utd

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by PINKIE, May 21, 2016.

  1. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Not at all,but being right makes it a bit better.
     
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  2. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    "The cause of Global Warming is all the hot air that comes from Spurs fans that reacts with their bullshit to produce too much delusion" said Piskie at the 2016 Summit for Global Climate
     
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  3. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Evidence points to the hot gas emitting from Spurs fans as being even more catastrophic to the earth's atmosphere, than carbon and methane emissions, a study has found.

    Prof. Piskie 2016
     
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  4. [Pixie is invited to attend a high-ranking conference on the effects of global warming. It is attended by delegates from every Nation. The debate is televised. The speakers have finished giving their key-note addresses.]

    Chairman: "Any questions? [Pixie's hand shoots straight up] Yes, you in the front with the mullet, tank-top, and flared trousers!"

    Pixie: "With the dangerous rise in sea-levels due to the melting of the ice-caps, and the disasterous effects this is having on the oceans' slip-streams..."

    Chairman: "Yes?"

    Pixie: "When do you think St Totteringham's Day will occur next season?"

    Chairman: "Security!"
     
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  5. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    That started well, but your punchline was ****.

    Overall : Piss poor. Back to wum school for you :)
     
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  6. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Climate change and its causes. It's times like this where we need to start a protest to bring back Sisu who was banned by the Liverpool fascists!!
     
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  7. Spurlock

    Spurlock Homeboy Forum Moderator

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    The Weimar Republic.
     
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  8. NSIS

    NSIS Well-Known Member

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    If you pull your pants up, that would cut back a lot on the hot air going into the atmosphere.

    It might make it more difficult for people to hear you though,....:)
     
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  9. NSIS

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    Don't forget comrade IQ87...

    Cruelly assassinated by humourless Gooner mods!...

    R.I.P.
     
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  10. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    He banned himself mate.

    After the super mods challenging him on his swastika sig design.

    He spat his dummy and told them to ban his account - and they obliged.

    He'll be somewhere else in cyber space chatting absolute ****e though.
     
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  11. ValleyGraduate12

    ValleyGraduate12 Aberdude's Puppet Forum Moderator

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    Why was he banned?
     
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    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    If Maureen really is going there, then this is disgraceful behaviour. Bad enough that this all gets leaked to the press on the day he leads them to a cup win, but not to tell him asap afterwards is deplorable!

    Ok, the guy might not have been a great success, but he deserves a lot more respect than he's been given.
     
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  14. PINKIE

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    Yeah I agree, it's pretty **** if that is the case.
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    All that article shows is another reporter revelling in sticking the boot in to a man they clearly hated. There's no quotes, no evidence in that article other than what looks like another dig at Van Gaal. That's the real disrespect. I may have been anything but a fan of LVG but it's clear the press have taken (and continue to take) every opportunity to belittle him.
     
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  16. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    His theories on world events differed somewhat to the rest of his board. Tbf there were a lot of similarities in his rabid ramblings to A87 except it wasnt football related. He was a bonfide conspiracist.
     
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  17. NSIS

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    Trebs, if it's true, all the club has to do is make an announcement. Somebody has obviously leaked all this. It's not the right way of handling this, whatever you might think of LVG.
     
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  18. armchairblue

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    Shambles of a club,no better than City....Giggs will get shown the door,wonder where he'll go.
     
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  19. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    Don't see Giggs going anywhere. I think Maureen will try and mould him into a top manager to be honest. We all know Jose won't be there in 3 years, so I'd expect to see Giggs as Utd manager after the stroppy one
     
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  20. armchairblue

    armchairblue Well-Known Member

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    Not for me.... Don't think Giggs has what it takes,unless Jose has had his orders.
     
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