Matt Fryatt

  • Please bear with us on the new site integration and fixing any known bugs over the coming days. If you can not log in please try resetting your password and check your spam box. If you have tried these steps and are still struggling email [email protected] with your username/registered email address
  • Log in now to remove adverts - no adverts at all to registered members!
It's seems that my problems with the residents of Leicester don't end with message boards, Leicester Constabulary nicked me last night, for doing 90-96mph over a 5km stretch of the M1. <laugh>

<laugh><laugh><laugh>

OLM!! Nicked by the most useless police force in the world!! <laugh> They've never managed to catch me once in anything from my first 1.4 to my current 2L petrol, not once, and I imagine you have a ford cosworth or something similar!! Not impressed no. 1!!

They're that **** they took 3 1/2 hours to get to a nearby bank that was being held up by armed robbers on an emergency call.
 
<laugh><laugh><laugh>

OLM!! Nicked by the most useless police force in the world!! <laugh> They've never managed to catch me once in anything from my first 1.4 to my current 2L petrol, not once, and I imagine you have a ford cosworth or something similar!! Not impressed no. 1!!

They're that **** they took 3 1/2 hours to get to a nearby bank that was being held up by armed robbers on an emergency call.

Leicester Constabulary?

You must log in or register to see images
 
That's got to be either a wind up or a Leicester fan.

If not then what an even bigger bell end,I lost the will to live halfway through reading it.

HonestHull can honestly get ****ed.

:mad:
I think he will be one of ours.
Unfortunately there are one or two who are so terrified of being abused on other boards that they ingratiate themselves to a sickening level. I bet he was wearing a gimp suit when he wrote that.
 
That's got to be either a wind up or a Leicester fan.

If not then what an even bigger bell end,I lost the will to live halfway through reading it.

HonestHull can honestly get ****ed.

:mad:
I think he will be one of ours.
Unfortunately there are one or two who are so terrified of being abused on other boards that they ingratiate themselves to a sickening level. I bet he was wearing a gimp suit when he wrote that.

No doubt he was indeed wearing a gimp suit whilst knocking one out.

Probably had an action man stuck up his arse imagining it was Nigel Pearson as well.
 
No doubt he was indeed wearing a gimp suit whilst knocking one out.

Probably had an action man stuck up his arse imagining it was Nigel Pearson as well.

I bow to your superior imagination. Ever considered taking up poetry? <laugh>