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Mata to us ?

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Matth_2014, Jan 20, 2014.

  1. Mantis

    Mantis Well-Known Member

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    It's done.










    According to twitter <whistle>
     
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  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    He has had his medical, says Jose (daily fail website breaking news flash banner)
     
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  3. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    So matth feel free to empty your nutsack.<ok>
     
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  4. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    Its actually happening, can't believe it.
     
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  5. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Matth's just had his first live orgasm and ejaculation on not606.<applause>
     
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  6. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Could you check in on Astro mate, he seems worried <ok>
     
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  7. Matth_2014

    Matth_2014 Well-Known Member

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    F ucking hell, this is a massive shock, if you asked me on monday night, if he was coming to us, i would've said no chance.

    Well done Moyes and Woodward.
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

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    Moyes and Woodward will be shown the VHS tape on how to conduct a transfer.
     
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  9. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    The best bit about all this, besides getting Mata....

    Mata wanted to join United. Even in our poor state, a player who could easily have gone back to Spain or one of the money clubs decided that if hes playing in England then he may as well play for the biggest, best and greatest club in the land.

    The question now is..... #7 or #8?
     
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  10. Page_Moss_Kopite

    Page_Moss_Kopite Well-Known Member

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    Ask him to post on your very own fear thread.<ok>
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    He cant mate, hes been banned. He must be so lost. Poor sod has to log out constantly to quote the brilliant and accurate opening post.
     
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  12. Jürgenmeiʃter

    Jürgenmeiʃter Top top top top top flirt

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    <laugh> <laugh> <laugh> <laugh>


    You've signed one player not got rid of your manager mate <ok>


    I suppose Sunderland is soooooo last week now eh? <whistle>
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Regardless of the clown in charge we are still the number on sports team in the world. England i apart of this world.

    Just like Real Madrid will always be the number one Spanish side, Bayern the number one German side etc...
     
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  14. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    "Regardless of the clown in charge we are still the number on sports team in the world. England i apart of this world."

    Eh?

    Whats the Mata with you, why cant you string Juan sentence together?
     
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  15. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Lol. the E key and the S key sometimes dont work. Stupid bluetooth keyboard.

    I blame technology!
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Pellegrini is having a good old cry now. Basically moaning about United buying the best players because we have money.

    that right, you read it corectly and yes, he is a complete moron.
     
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  17. Jürgenmeiʃter

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    I spilt hot choc on mine and the keys are all ****ed up and stick sometimes



    As for what I think you're trying to say, you keep telling yourself that <whistle>
     
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  18. DerekTheMole

    DerekTheMole Well-Known Member

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    I think you'll finish #8 <ok>
     
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  19. VanGaalOut

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    You might finish 19th if your lucky <party>
     
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  20. UnitedinRed

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    I think you'll have a new name, wear green and ply your trade in the SPL next season.
     
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