Mags embarrassing themselves yet again

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I was there 2 weeks ago mate, me and the missus booked up last minute for a week in majorca. They weren't just in the airport they took up the 2 rows behind us.
Mother, father, 15ish year old son and his mate, son about 8 , daughter about 6 all in mag tops.
So pleased I'd downloaded the series of Rebus and had my earphones in the whole flight because after the couple of jack Daniels I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
The 10 minutes through take off and coming in to land their conversation was just what you'd expect.
15 year old son shouting across the aisle, here Da are we ****ing hitting the magaluf strip.
To which the father replies try and stop me you little ****ing rat.
This is on a flight full of families as well as couples.
My missus just looked at me with that look as if to say don't you dare say anything.
Then the mother pipes up to the son shouting you'll not last an hour drinking with me you little ****ing ****.
Then they wonder why people refer to them as scum
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I was there 2 weeks ago mate, me and the missus booked up last minute for a week in majorca. They weren't just in the airport they took up the 2 rows behind us.
Mother, father, 15ish year old son and his mate, son about 8 , daughter about 6 all in mag tops.
So pleased I'd downloaded the series of Rebus and had my earphones in the whole flight because after the couple of jack Daniels I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
The 10 minutes through take off and coming in to land their conversation was just what you'd expect.
15 year old son shouting across the aisle, here Da are we ****ing hitting the magaluf strip.
To which the father replies try and stop me you little ****ing rat.
This is on a flight full of families as well as couples.
My missus just looked at me with that look as if to say don't you dare say anything.
Then the mother pipes up to the son shouting you'll not last an hour drinking with me you little ****ing ****.
Then they wonder why people refer to them as scum

They're definitely out in force today!

There's some fighting back! <laugh>

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I was there 2 weeks ago mate, me and the missus booked up last minute for a week in majorca. They weren't just in the airport they took up the 2 rows behind us.
Mother, father, 15ish year old son and his mate, son about 8 , daughter about 6 all in mag tops.
So pleased I'd downloaded the series of Rebus and had my earphones in the whole flight because after the couple of jack Daniels I wouldn't have been able to keep my mouth shut.
The 10 minutes through take off and coming in to land their conversation was just what you'd expect.
15 year old son shouting across the aisle, here Da are we ****ing hitting the magaluf strip.
To which the father replies try and stop me you little ****ing rat.
This is on a flight full of families as well as couples.
My missus just looked at me with that look as if to say don't you dare say anything.
Then the mother pipes up to the son shouting you'll not last an hour drinking with me you little ****ing ****.
Then they wonder why people refer to them as scum
You just described almost every flight ever been on out of Ponteland Airport. They really are vermin
 
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They're definitely out in force today!

There's some fighting back! <laugh>

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Just been to B&Q and of course the place was filled with them all there in their shiny brand-new Adidas toon tops.. it’s as if they can’t leave the house without branding themselves in case someone thinks they might not be a massive saudi lover
 
It's even pissing the missus off and she's not that bothered about football! <laugh>
It’s branding themselves in the whole family which I don’t get. It’s as if they feel that everyone has to wear a brand new home shirt even those like the mothers and daughters who don’t even like football but you have to be branded so everybody knows.

it must make packing for your holidays and absolute dream. Two pairs of pants no pairs of socks, 1 toon top
 
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A load of mags found out which gate they were going from - it was like watching a wildlife programme with a load of zebras being chased by a lion! <laugh>
 
Yesterday I went to Bicester near Oxford I pulled into the car park got out of the car and the first thing i I saw was a mag in the new home shirt. You can get away from them.


Went to a Tesco in North Wales yesterday morning , some tit in a van pulled out in front of me. Walking in behind him I noticed the nufc badge on the back of one calf.
I was gonna comment "yerv got a bit **** down ya leg".
But thought better about even entering into conversation with the nob. :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>
 
Went to a Tesco in North Wales yesterday morning , some tit in a van pulled out in front of me. Walking in behind him I noticed the nufc badge on the back of one calf.
I was gonna comment "yerv got a bit **** down ya leg".
But thought better about even entering into conversation with the nob. :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>
S hit! That’s where I’m of to on Monday.
 
Went to a Tesco in North Wales yesterday morning , some tit in a van pulled out in front of me. Walking in behind him I noticed the nufc badge on the back of one calf.
I was gonna comment "yerv got a bit **** down ya leg".
But thought better about even entering into conversation with the nob. :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>

The trouble with attempting a conversation is that they can appear normal but they're a living Jekyll & Hyde ...

... they appear perfectly normal but switch, in seconds, if football is mentioned.

A strange transformation occurs and their accent becomes thicker, their voice louder and their ears become sealed.

All sense of reason vanishes, there's an agenda to stop them winning anything and the Fairs Cup was the UEFA Cup with a different name. Every one of them were in the Fulwell End every derby, they're not completely obsessed with Sunderland and, despite being from Hartlepool, have 'arlways supported thu TOOOOON!!!'

Best just avoid them mate, they're just after your attention.
 
The trouble with attempting a conversation is that they can appear normal but they're a living Jekyll & Hyde ...

... they appear perfectly normal but switch, in seconds, if football is mentioned.

A strange transformation occurs and their accent becomes thicker, their voice louder and their ears become sealed.

All sense of reason vanishes, there's an agenda to stop them winning anything and the Fairs Cup was the UEFA Cup with a different name. Every one of them were in the Fulwell End every derby, they're not completely obsessed with Sunderland and, despite being from Hartlepool, have 'arlways supported thu TOOOOON!!!'

Best just avoid them mate, they're just after your attention.
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The trouble with attempting a conversation is that they can appear normal but they're a living Jekyll & Hyde ...

... they appear perfectly normal but switch, in seconds, if football is mentioned.

A strange transformation occurs and their accent becomes thicker, their voice louder and their ears become sealed.

All sense of reason vanishes, there's an agenda to stop them winning anything and the Fairs Cup was the UEFA Cup with a different name. Every one of them were in the Fulwell End every derby, they're not completely obsessed with Sunderland and, despite being from Hartlepool, have 'arlways supported thu TOOOOON!!!'

Best just avoid them mate, they're just after your attention.

That's exactly it! When me and the missus and the kids went on our first holiday together, there was a mag in the next apartment. The 2 sets of kids got in so they asked us out for a drink one night. I was told to be on my best behavior, no winding him up and no football talk. One the first questions he asked was if I was a Sunderland fan, I answered yes. His response was " Yeah we are you all before we get on the plane wearing your football tops and I am myself "where's your airport?" and started guffawing like it was a big joke. I looked at the wife, she nodded and then I was let of the leash. For some reason we weren't asked out again! <laugh>

She now realizes why I hate the b'stards now tho
 
Went to a Tesco in North Wales yesterday morning , some tit in a van pulled out in front of me. Walking in behind him I noticed the nufc badge on the back of one calf.
I was gonna comment "yerv got a bit **** down ya leg".
But thought better about even entering into conversation with the nob. :emoticon-0148-yes: <laugh>
I had both my daughters with me (17 and10) and I had to tell them to be quiet as they were taking the piss and laughing at him.
 
The trouble with attempting a conversation is that they can appear normal but they're a living Jekyll & Hyde ...

... they appear perfectly normal but switch, in seconds, if football is mentioned.

A strange transformation occurs and their accent becomes thicker, their voice louder and their ears become sealed.

All sense of reason vanishes, there's an agenda to stop them winning anything and the Fairs Cup was the UEFA Cup with a different name. Every one of them were in the Fulwell End every derby, they're not completely obsessed with Sunderland and, despite being from Hartlepool, have 'arlways supported thu TOOOOON!!!'

Best just avoid them mate, they're just after your attention.


Aye, there's a lad I know from simonside, texts me on WhatsApp anything anti safc or pro nufc. He's only passing on what he gets off other mags he knows.
Doesn't even like football :rolleyes:

I reckon he has a mag top with a geet star on the front, and stained y-fronts just for sitting in the back yard drinking fosters and covered in steak bake.
 
That's exactly it! When me and the missus and the kids went on our first holiday together, there was a mag in the next apartment. The 2 sets of kids got in so they asked us out for a drink one night. I was told to be on my best behavior, no winding him up and no football talk. One the first questions he asked was if I was a Sunderland fan, I answered yes. His response was " Yeah we are you all before we get on the plane wearing your football tops and I am myself "where's your airport?" and started guffawing like it was a big joke. I looked at the wife, she nodded and then I was let of the leash. For some reason we weren't asked out again! <laugh>

She now realizes why I hate the b'stards now tho



Just reply "they tend to build airports away from civilised areas"
 
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