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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by cronemeister, Nov 8, 2013.

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  1. Brian Storm

    Brian Storm Well-Known Member

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    Where was I moaning about it? Do you mean I mentioned it?

    And by all means explain it to me.

    You see, I get that Mags like to say that people from Sunderland are inbred, mutated and ugly, and that Sunderland fans say the same about you lot. But I'm from Darlington, A gorgeous victorian market town, The people are better looking than Newcastle and Sunderland put together, infact if wasn't for the Uni's you'd never see an attractive face. If you're just calling me it for the sake of calling me it that's pretty stupid, anyone can do it, you don't have to show any intelligence to do that. 8 chin Hacky Sack, 3 eyes Humble, 5 feet Albert. You see? It's easy because it's not very intelligent. So on the presumption you're all not as thick as pig ****, by all means explain, I'm clearly missing something.

    Oh, Agent Bruce if you really haven't neg repped me I apologise, sure I'd seen your name amongst the many. But when you have so many posters behaving like children, you're going to get dragged into it.

    You can all crack on, doesn't make a jot of difference to anything does it? Nice I'm at the forefront of your minds though, not so clever that you bring down the decent mag fan though. Crack on lads, enjoy your day and your obsession. This has been your top thread for about a week now. <whistle>

    And before you say I've bitten, I'm as cool as a cucumber, just trying to understand the Joke. <ok>;)
     
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  2. Rafa's Championship Party

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    Who comfortably have the highest crime rate in Durham.
     
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  3. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Wah wah!!!!!!
     
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  4. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Sound awfully tetchy there Bri. I love you had to edit it in a thou doth protest too much manner when you realised how big a nibble you'd taken there. I love your pretentious little offering.

    Who told you Darlo was gorgeous? <laugh> Its a ****hole in the main. Town Centre is looking better these days though. Not are they also ugly and inbred, did some ****er not behead his girlfriend and eat her back in the 90's? Darlington Cannibal Killer rings a bell. Now that is some major beel over someone stiffing your missus. Wasn't you was it fella, given your penchant for the beel?

    Is that avatar how you hope your hand to look after the operation? We've all gotta have aspirations in life.

    Get over yourself and chill the **** out. Learn to give a little back like indestructible, disco or comm. Its all in jest.
     
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  5. Albert's Chip Shop

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    get your facts right fella... he bangs dolphins holes
     
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  6. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Thanks for the compliment Bri.
    It's just a foot long though.
    Maybe a bit of a Beadle going on there?
     
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  7. Albert's Chip Shop

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    There's a lot of Beale around these days...

    please log in to view this image
     
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  8. Brian Storm

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    I'm sound mate, just don't get the Joke. Was just trying to work through the logic. Like I said crack on, besides, I did give a bit back, re read my post without implying anger and you'll see I am bantering with you. I honestly thought the smiley emoticons would have told you that. ;)
     
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  9. Brian Storm

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    So whats bealing then fella? If I'm to give a bit back like Hacky asked I need to know what you're on about init?
     
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  10. Rafa's Championship Party

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    On a different topic, I think Ian Beale is going to win Movember this year with that Tash.
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

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    You had a visitor on one of your threads and Disco asked the same question fella

    http://www.not606.com/showthread.php/238010-Beel-Beelin
     
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  12. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Bradders, the worst thing is that right now, my Tash looks like that. JPF was inwardly pissing himself at the airport the other day. I am one dodgy looking fella right now.
     
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  13. Rafa's Championship Party

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    <yikes>, can't imagine a Robbie Williams double with a Tash <laugh>
     
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  14. Brian Storm

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  15. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    I would **** his dog right now...





    But only cos I have higher standards than his sister...
     
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  16. Agent Bruce

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    Could end up getting something stuck in your mouth with a ginger tash.
     
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  17. MrRAWhite

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    You do seem to have a sexual thing going regarding sister's! If you want to talk about it you know where I am..<whistle>
     
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  18. Agent Bruce

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    How many sisters have you got, and have they got red hair?
     
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  19. C19RK73

    C19RK73 Red & White army!

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    He's a blatent violator alright : sick in the head

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  20. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    That's just hateful <wah>







    Wait... that makes you a violator... Ban him ACS, ban him good.
     
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