Lunch thread

Lidl

 

Taig tears for me

Very salty but delicious

 

A rare delicacy

Enjoy

 

Where are you getting them?

Asking for a fwiend.

 

Rod Stewart

 

Pret Swedish Meatball wrap for this citizen, followed by a pot of "super-fruit" which these days just means anything with a blueberry thrown at it.

I was looking forward to pancakes for dinner tonight but it appears I am a tad premature (hey, it happens to all of us) and turns out Shrove Tuesday is next week. Why can't those pesky God-botherers just stick to one date for Easter? It's not as if Jesus was crucified over a few different weekends ffs.

 

Why are you single?

 

Careful boys, suspect this is a trap and he's stood outside Greggs camera in hand.

I had salad and a small tin of tuna.

 

Cos ****ery is still illegal in Aberdeen.

 

Am I?

You'll know best you smelly ****.

When are you going to insert your penis into a vagina? Actually, don't bother, smelly.

 

Had steak mushroom and pepper sauce sub and a big glass of cold Fanta orange. Was delish.

 

Chicken and chips oote Morrison's cafe. Got home from work, chicken salad and chips for dinner.

She is still unconscious.

 

He asked me to ask a stupid question

 

I don't eat lunch.

Or breakfast, for that matter.

Except at weekends/holidays.

 

Well you don't ask any other type do you sonny.

Now toddle off, smelly.

 

I like those falafel wraps!

 

I tried some of that Lebanese street food but it didn't agree with me, I falafel afterwards.

 

Still considering breakfast. I have two eggs that want using up, but am a little concerned as I have no clue how long they’ve been sat there.

Will wash them down with a pot of Fortnum and Mason’s breakfast blend tea anyway. And some toast. With butter, margarine is a crime against the culinary arts.

 

Is the bloke who cleans the public toilets in Aberdeen still working? I seem to recall he was called Wee Jock Poo Pong McPlop.