Lunch thread

Looking for inspiration lads?

Wot use avin for midday meal?

 

Soup and sandwiches for this ****ter.

Splendiferous.

 

boiled egg and bransons on pan bread

 

Broon breed and tuna.

 

During my 'dry oots' I start the day with three boiled eggs followed by burnt bacon sandwiches. At some time mid afternoon I will have a (Lidl) steak with fried potatoes flavoured with various sauces, herbs and mixes.

These three 'nosebags' will be accompanied by chilled Pepsi and/or Irn Bru.

Usually fit in some (again Lidl) Nurnberger Bratwurst however this fine store has temporarily stopped stocking these wee beauties; I am f****n' bereft!

 

Love tuna. In fact pretty much all fish.

I know my plaice.

 

You haddock go there

 

Why are you still alive, old man?

Are the so called experts preaching utter nonsense as usual?

Personally I don't listen to anything they say, they change their minds from one moment to the next.

 

Tesco Meal Deal

Falafel wrap, spicy Nik-Naks and a bottle of Orangina

#Elite

 

I don't want to carp on about it but...................

Sorry what did you say?

I'm a tad hard of herring.

 

****s food personified.

 

I just keep rollin' along!

 

Good!!

Too many people get preoccupied with how so called know-it-alls telling us how we should live our lives. I mean, we're all going to die anyway so what the ****, may as well enjoy it whilst we are here.

You keep rolling along with the rest of us.

 

Did you have the same?

 

No.

Next stupid question, smelly?

 

More likely to die in a road accident, die of hypothermia in the Bavarian Alps or just simply perform a 'collapso' from (bourbon) alkohol poisoning.

As long as I get about five years as a dug owner and see FC Bayern win the Champion's League again I couldnae really give a f**k!

 

I just had a banana and a coffee.

 

I thought you Scotch types call it dinner

 

Only the 'lower' classes.

 

No, dinner is dinner which is the meal after lunch.

Breakfast, lunch then dinner.

Breakfast was porridge and blueberries.
Lunch was a banana
Dinner tbc by Julie circa 3pm when I text her.