There always has to be one so let it be me with a few personal observations
1) I very reluctantly watched the opening ceremony fully convinced that it would be awful and ending have way through by the lights going out due to somebody forgetting to put a 50p in the meter. In fact I thought it was brilliant.
2) Us inhabitants are used to the British way of doing things - muddle through and hope for the best - but even by our standards the cock ups over tickets and security are pretty special.
3) I have been hearing all week that participants have been unable to get tickets for their families. One girl only got one ticket and had to choose between her Mum and Dad. Another had to choose between his parents and his wife and there have been suggestions that they were poorly sighted seats as well. Zara Phillips family didn't seem to have any of these problems.
4) I have no interest in wrestling, weightlifting, badminton, ping pong, judo, synchronised nose picking, upside down canoeing or any other minority sport. If Athletics or swimming etc is on Sky Sports I switch over. When the Tour de France was on TV I didn't watch it - why would I want to watch Tour de London Streets? I don't care if they are doing it for fun, money or an oversized medal - I have no interest and resent having to help pay for it.
5) When you reach an age where it is difficult to get an erection then even beach volleyball has no interest.
6) The media coverage is over the top. The BBC is showing nothing else and the 24 hour news channels are no better. 24 hour Olympics Channels more like. If Israel attacked Iran or the Eurozone collapsed the main story would still be a 20 min analysis as to how GB won a bronze medal in the jock strap hurling competion. Sky Sports news - Football and other major sports don't exist for this fortnight.
7) Football and Tennis should not be in the Olympics unless they revert to their previous amateur format. The Olympics if a four yearly event for minority sports.
8) Our security at Manchester Airport couldn't stop an 11 year old boy travelling to Rome without a ticket, passport or boarding card. Am I going within 20 miles of an olympic venue - not likely. I seriously and genuinely hope I am wrong but.... No - I don't want to talk any thing up.
9) The Olympic flame - Why would I want to make a 30 mile round trip in order to see someone I didn't know run past me with something in their hand. If that something was Nick Cleggs balls then I might have gone.
I could go on but I will end my rant there.