I got posted to Norway one time.
Was ****ing brilliant up there mate, beautiful country.
We got some time off & chartered a fishing boat.
Should have seen the size of the cod we were pulling out Comm, big bastards.
Pirking wrecks. The Norwegian lads weren't impressed, they get bigger.
Wish I could go back, lovely part of the world.
Bit ****ing cold like.
Being a coldarse i need me mod cons.
Mind the fishing bit sounds topper.