Just rang up at short notice to get a villa in Lanzarote for a week from Sun 3rd got speaking to a nice lass and booked the villa then she said you can have it for another week if you like because somebody has just cancelled I said thanks but a weeks enough she said you can have it for nothing if you want so I snapped her hand off, so off we go Sunday 6 of us with flights from Leeds Bradford for £468 get in my man.
An old saying mate there is no such thing as a free lunch, check the ceiling and cupboards for hidden cameras, or when you get back you will be a number one porn stud on Billys fav site Hampster
Went on owners Direct never had any problem before but this lass says can you pay the cash straight into my Spanish bank account and I thought hello no chance I want to pay by credit card she says I don't have a credit card facility but you sound bloody gorgeous so just drop the money in when you arrive.
The fjords look brill. Ive never been on a cruise. Not sure id enjoy it. But if i was to do one. Reckon thatd be my choice.
I got posted to Norway one time. Was ****ing brilliant up there mate, beautiful country. We got some time off & chartered a fishing boat. Should have seen the size of the cod we were pulling out Comm, big bastards. Pirking wrecks. The Norwegian lads weren't impressed, they get bigger. Wish I could go back, lovely part of the world.
