Off Topic Life's canny.

rooch 3

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Just rang up at short notice to get a villa in Lanzarote for a week from Sun 3rd got speaking to a nice lass and booked the villa then she said you can have it for another week if you like because somebody has just cancelled I said thanks but a weeks enough she said you can have it for nothing if you want so I snapped her hand off, so off we go Sunday 6 of us with flights from Leeds Bradford for £468 get in my man. <cheers>:1980_boogie_down:
 
An old saying mate there is no such thing as a free lunch, check the ceiling and cupboards for hidden cameras, or when you get back you will be a number one porn stud on Billys fav site Hampster
 
Just rang up at short notice to get a villa in Lanzarote for a week from Sun 3rd got speaking to a nice lass and booked the villa then she said you can have it for another week if you like because somebody has just cancelled I said thanks but a weeks enough she said you can have it for nothing if you want so I snapped her hand off, so off we go Sunday 6 of us with flights from Leeds Bradford for £468 get in my man. <cheers>:1980_boogie_down:

Did you offer to send her a pic of your wanger as gratitude?
 
Just rang up at short notice to get a villa in Lanzarote for a week from Sun 3rd got speaking to a nice lass and booked the villa then she said you can have it for another week if you like because somebody has just cancelled I said thanks but a weeks enough she said you can have it for nothing if you want so I snapped her hand off, so off we go Sunday 6 of us with flights from Leeds Bradford for £468 get in my man. <cheers>:1980_boogie_down:
Been looking at matdoada lanzarotte for a villa prices are ok
 
Been looking at matdoada lanzarotte for a villa prices are ok
Went on owners Direct never had any problem before but this lass says can you pay the cash straight into my Spanish bank account and I thought hello no chance I want to pay by credit card she says I don't have a credit card facility but you sound bloody gorgeous so just drop the money in when you arrive.
 
The fjords look brill.

Ive never been on a cruise. Not sure id enjoy it. But if i was to do one. Reckon thatd be my choice.
I got posted to Norway one time.
Was ****ing brilliant up there mate, beautiful country.
We got some time off & chartered a fishing boat.
Should have seen the size of the cod we were pulling out Comm, big bastards.
Pirking wrecks. The Norwegian lads weren't impressed, they get bigger.
Wish I could go back, lovely part of the world.