Lie To Me

Shiny my Wife is a Associate Director of an Insurance company, she sits on the board of Insurance in London. Now what's in it for me not to tel her?
She gets really pissy with me when I say let's throw it down the stairs and claim on insurance, I tell her that's what everyone does

 

late again ROD

 

You can ****ing tell her to put the insurance price down for a start

 

did it hurt?

 

1. I left school with 3 1/2 gcses
2. I left school with 5 gcses
3. I left school with 7 1/2 gcses

 

I'm trying my best to be quiet about insurance prices mate, she ain't happy I got another speeding fine and points

 

well rods got number 1 so ill say number 2

 

1 ****ing 1 I said

 

You're not doing enough I say Give her a bit of ROD loving and try and get those prices down! Or is that the reason there so high

 

Mate she has nothing to do with prices, just checks to make sure claims need to be investigated and if new clients are high risk

 

So she says

 

It is number 1

 

i go for 4 then

oh wait a minute some prat only wanted 3 options

 

My mum and dad didn't believe I was going to do it until the saw me land on the lawn. I turned my coat inside out to create wings, but they didn't glide. My dad often asks my mum if she dropped me when I was a baby. I think I'm ok!

 

Right I went to School with 2 people who went onto represent their countries in a sport was it

1, Football and Rugby
2, Rugby and Cricket
3, Cricket and Football

 

2 and 3 are the same

 

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