Lie To Me

[RedorDead]

Didn't tell my insurance The damage to every car wasn't enough to keep them off the road. So I just kept sending them to the scrap yard when the eventually had enough

Shiny my Wife is a Associate Director of an Insurance company, she sits on the board of Insurance in London. Now what's in it for me not to tel her?
She gets really pissy with me when I say let's throw it down the stairs and claim on insurance, I tell her that's what everyone does

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Right ****faces my IPad is going slow tonight so the next question after the one by Massive I want number 1

late again ROD

 

[Shinycitylad7]

You can ****ing tell her to put the insurance price down for a start

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

tiger is correct, I tried to fly

did it hurt?

 

[tiger-emyrs-wolf]

1. I left school with 3 1/2 gcses
2. I left school with 5 gcses
3. I left school with 7 1/2 gcses

 

[RedorDead]

You can ****ing tell her to put the insurance price down for a start

I'm trying my best to be quiet about insurance prices mate, she ain't happy I got another speeding fine and points

 

[Shinycitylad7]

well rods got number 1 so ill say number 2

 

[RedorDead]

1 ****ing 1 I said

 

[wizered]

2

 

[Shinycitylad7]

I'm trying my best to be quiet about insurance prices mate, she ain't happy I got another speeding fine and points

You're not doing enough I say Give her a bit of ROD loving and try and get those prices down! Or is that the reason there so high

 

[wizered]

****ing 3 then

 

[RedorDead]

Mate she has nothing to do with prices, just checks to make sure claims need to be investigated and if new clients are high risk

 

[Shinycitylad7]

So she says

 

[tiger-emyrs-wolf]

It is number 1

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

i go for 4 then

oh wait a minute some prat only wanted 3 options

 

[MassiveAttack]

did it hurt?

My mum and dad didn't believe I was going to do it until the saw me land on the lawn. I turned my coat inside out to create wings, but they didn't glide. My dad often asks my mum if she dropped me when I was a baby. I think I'm ok!

 

[RedorDead]

Right I went to School with 2 people who went onto represent their countries in a sport was it

1, Football and Rugby
2, Rugby and Cricket
3, Cricket and Football

 

[wizered]

2

 

[Captain Jack Sparrow]

Right I went to School with 2 people who went onto represent their countries in a sport was it

1, Football and Rugby
2, Rugby and Cricket
3, Cricket and Rugby

2 and 3 are the same

 

[MassiveAttack]

3