Massive gets it, My Mates isn't the brightest, Think of him as Neil from The Inbetweeners ........... Seriously
**** You Believe it or not im one of the smart ones Shouldn't be allowed out Esp. under the influence of alcohol
when I was a kid which of this did I attempt? 1. jump off the roof thinking I could fly 2. ride my chopper in the river somer thinking it was a submarine 3. sleep in the garden at night thinking I was a wolf
WOAHHHH that's was below the belt I have and excuse for every crash 1st one, There was an attravtive girl at the bus stop. Me and russ had a look I then turn around to see us go in the back on a Tesco lorry WASNT MY FAULT! 2nd one. The Mechanic who fitted my new clutch didn't tighten my wheel up enough and as I was coming around the corner it cam flying off and ****ed all my side up NOT MY FAULT 3rd one someone cut the corner on my side of the T junction. NOT MY FAULT and that will remain the party line
Didn't tell my insurance The damage to every car wasn't enough to keep them off the road. So I just kept sending them to the scrap yard when the eventually had enough
Right ****faces my IPad is going slow tonight so the next question after the one by Massive I want number 1
