Massive gets it, My Mates isn't the brightest, Think of him as Neil from The Inbetweeners ........... Seriously 
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My Mates isn't the brightest, Think of him as Neil from The Inbetweeners ........... Seriously
had you down for that role shiny
Shiny looks just like Buster from Mrs Browns Boys, now he is him
**** You
Believe it or not im one of the smart ones
Shouldn't be allowed out Esp. under the influence of alcohol 
Shouldn't be allowed out
why, would you crash your car again
when I was a kid which of this did I attempt?
1. jump off the roof thinking I could fly
2. ride my chopper in the river somer thinking it was a submarine
3. sleep in the garden at night thinking I was a wolf
1. jump off the roof thinking I could fly
2. ride my chopper in the river somer thinking it was a submarine
3. sleep in the garden at night thinking I was a wolf
WOAHHHH that's was below the belt I have and excuse for every crash
1st one, There was an attravtive girl at the bus stop. Me and russ had a look I then turn around to see us go in the back on a Tesco lorry WASNT MY FAULT!
2nd one. The Mechanic who fitted my new clutch didn't tighten my wheel up enough and as I was coming around the corner it cam flying off and ****ed all my side up NOT MY FAULT
3rd one someone cut the corner on my side of the T junction. NOT MY FAULT
and that will remain the party line
I have and excuse for every crash 1st one, There was an attravtive girl at the bus stop. Me and russ had a look I then turn around to see us go in the back on a Tesco lorry
WASNT MY FAULT!2nd one. The Mechanic who fitted my new clutch didn't tighten my wheel up enough and as I was coming around the corner it cam flying off and ****ed all my side up NOT MY FAULT
3rd one someone cut the corner on my side of the T junction. NOT MY FAULT
and that will remain the party line
WOAHHHH that's was below the belt
1st one, There was an attravtive girl at the bus stop. Me and russ had a look I then turn around to see us go in the back on a Tesco lorry
2nd one. The Mechanic who fitted my new clutch didn't tighten my wheel up enough and as I was coming around the corner it cam flying off and ****ed all my side up NOT MY FAULT
3rd one someone cut the corner on my side of the T junction. NOT MY FAULT
and that will remain the party line
the 1st one made me laugh out loud. your insurance must be sky high!
Didn't tell my insurance
The damage to every car wasn't enough to keep them off the road. So I just kept sending them to the scrap yard when the eventually had enough
Right ****faces my IPad is going slow tonight so the next question after the one by Massive I want number 1 