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Nope, i trust him to make the right decisions for us...that's why he's the Moderator. Duh!

In simple terms, here's an explanation of the offside rule for you.


You're in a shoe shop, second in the queue for the till. Behind the shop assistant on the till is a pair of shoes which you have seen and which you must have.

The female shopper in front of you has seen them also and is eyeing them with desire. Both of you have forgotten your purses.

It would be rude to push in front of the first woman if you had no money to pay for the shoes.

The shop assistant remains at the till waiting.

Your friend is trying on another pair of shoes at the back of the shop and sees your dilemma.

She prepares to throw her purse to you.

If she does so, you can catch the purse, then walk round the other shopper and buy the shoes!

At a pinch she could throw the purse ahead of the other shopper and "whilst it is in flight" you could nip around the other shopper, catch the purse and buy the shoes!

BUT, you must always remember that until the purse has "actually been thrown", it would be plain wrong for you to be in front of the other shopper and you would be OFFSIDE!
 
Aberdude, back to thread then if you like violence so much why don't you change career and go play in the Libyan dessert like our grandfathers did?
 
aberdude said:
leonardo do you know what i find funny about ur bottom post words of wisdom......is take a look in the mirror bro <laugh>
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Tell you what Aber - when the drugs subside write again and if I can understand what you're saying I might reply - don't hold your breath though - glad you seem to like our board though as you seem to have become a frequent poster - did the Cardiff fans get fed up with you - or is that another conspiracy theory ;)
 
Norwayhornet said:
"lads what do you think of leonardo being a moderator!!he only excepts posts when it goes his way of thinking......vote him out or you will be supressed by him sooner rather than later"

Doing a better job than Shredder!
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Norway - I really am lost on this - are you supporting me with irony or disagree with my having made one moderation so far? :)
 
Hornette - your explanation of offside confirms to me that Aber has passed around his drugs and everybody has had some ;)
 
Leo , its a weak joke reference leonardo(teenage mutant ninja turtles!!!! shredder was the evil bugger they were fighting)
although I wasnt impressed at first ,you know you have my support ;)
 
Thanks Norway - I am afraid despite my name I was never into the turtles so just could not get it - it sounded like irony but baffled me - I think I need a good
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to unscramble my "Aber'd" brain
 
Well I did wonder how long it would be before some clown invaded the scene.

Do such people do it for effect or because they believe in it?
 
I agree with most of whats been said in this post but could you please not bomb s**t town as some of have to live and work there but try and spend all leisure time in Herts.
 
Welcome to our board Luton - although your name makes that sentence very difficult to write :)

Norway WHAT time did you get up this morning ?????
 
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