Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

that's wrinkly and very

 

hard when it matters

 

Like the Times crossword

 

which Dai completes in

 

Time by simply filling

 

in the blank squares

 

With any old rubbish

 

so long as it

 

Is written in Welsh

 

Bwrw hen wragedd a ffyn.

 

So he got soaked

 

as we all do

 

however a hot shower

 

followed by a cold

 

ice bath with a

 

pair of rubber flippers

 

Are better than gloves

 

which negate the feel

 

Of peeling big oranges

 

with woolly gloves on