Off Topic Let's create a story, four words at a time.

bag that he had

 

Full of woman's cosmetics

 

in case he came

 

Prematurely before her orgasm

 

which was usually the

 

Case after he consumed

 

a pint of cockles

 

On the marriage bed

 

of roses , made perfect

 

comfort for her knees

 

whilst she gave him

 

A genital mouth massage

 

although her cold sores

 

had an aphrodisiac effect

 

on the old codger

 

causing premature liquid loss

 

from his pint of

 

Viagra and lager shandy

 

which works now and

 

Codger has a todger